Unfortunately, I won't be traveling...
My In-laws will perform their usual yuletide invasion of my home...
I'll awake 'round 5:30 AM to the odor of cigarette smoke...
Then I'll sit half awake adjacent to the Christmas tree while I listen to Christmas music and my two boys shred wrapping paper to the cackle of my godforsaken mother-in-law...
My In-laws will perform their usual yuletide invasion of my home...
I'll awake 'round 5:30 AM to the odor of cigarette smoke...
Then I'll sit half awake adjacent to the Christmas tree while I listen to Christmas music and my two boys shred wrapping paper to the cackle of my godforsaken mother-in-law...

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