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  • UK News (Ha)-Dangerous Gas Emissions!

    Can you guess what this is going to be about?

    LifeStyle Extra
    Sunday, 10th December 2006, 16:18

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    LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - A chartered flight had to make an emergency landing after a passenger lit a match to disguise the smell of his fart.

    The Dallas-bound American Airlines flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers said they could smell burning.

    All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off the plane and searched while the plane and luggage were also thoroughly investigated.

    One female passenger admitted to the FBI that she had struck some matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odour."

    A spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority said: "It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well.

    "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."

    The flight took off again and the woman was not allowed back on the plane but not charged.
    "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

    John Stuart Mill (Look him up )

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    Your twin was hoping this story would not leak out *makes note - must remind Den21 not to eat mushy peas and brussel sprouts before air travel in future*

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Jaws


      Your twin was hoping
      this would not leak out *makes note
      - must remind Den21 not to eat mushy peas and brussel sprouts before air travel in future*
      No doubt about it!
      I do think my Twin is hiding for sure now.
      "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

      John Stuart Mill (Look him up )

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      • #4
        Right up there with some idiot politicians ideas to tax methane emmissions from cow poop!
        President of the GPA, Head of Mainland Europe Chapter




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        I adopted Skywalker

        I have been adopted by Chris Wade

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        • #5
          Bumped for male twins who cannot see because of the fog

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          • #6













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            • #7
              Originally posted by Den21-Bal19













              See Twin? It wasn't so bad!
              "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

              John Stuart Mill (Look him up )

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Den21-Bal19















                A chartered flight had to make an emergency landing after a passenger lit a match to disguise the smell of his fart.


                One female passenger admitted to the FBI that she had struck some matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odour."

                A spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority said: "It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well.

                "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."

                The flight took off again and the woman was not allowed back on the plane but not charged.
                Somewhat confusingly, the first part of the story describes the passenger as a he, whilst the latter part refers to a woman.

                Perhaps, it was not Den21 after all, but his female twin?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Jaws
                  Somewhat confusingly, the first part of the story describes the passenger as a he, whilst the latter part refers to a woman.

                  Perhaps, it was not Den21 after all, but his female twin?
                  :nono:

                  Well now..... ....it's possible I suppose.
                  Kind of sounds like me....but I haven't left the state.
                  Although....it's been pretty foggy here!
                  "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

                  John Stuart Mill (Look him up )

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Jaws
                    Somewhat confusingly, the first part of the story describes the passenger as a he, whilst the latter part refers to a woman.

                    Perhaps, it was not Den21 after all, but his female twin?
                    Ah, well that makes more sense
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                    Spiffing sig, MasterShake :cheers:

                    You know, in certain older civilized cultures, when men failed as entirely as you have, they would throw themselves on their swords ~ The Operative, Serenity

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by His Wife
                      :nono:

                      Well now..... ....it's possible I suppose.
                      Kind of sounds like me....but I haven't left the state.
                      Although....it's been pretty foggy here!
                      Long distance farting..........truly a weapon of mass destruction
                      The Whiskyteers ~ One for all, and all for MORE!!!!

                      Broncomania Best Foreign Poster
                      BFC.........D Will #27.............D Nash #29
                      You'll Never Walk Alone




                      Spiffing sig, MasterShake :cheers:

                      You know, in certain older civilized cultures, when men failed as entirely as you have, they would throw themselves on their swords ~ The Operative, Serenity

                      Maybe Slowick should pay attention

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by His Wife
                        :nono:

                        Well now..... ....it's possible I suppose.
                        Kind of sounds like me....but I haven't left the state.
                        Although....it's been pretty foggy here!
                        Well, on the 9th December, a cousin of mine who works for the FBI said that he counted 56 matches in your matchbox but that 24 hours later, there were only 53 and as you don't smoke and have a gasfire in your home, I'm afraid the evidence overwhelmingly points towards you

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Den21-Bal19
                          Long distance farting..........truly a weapon of mass destruction
                          ROFL, perhaps they could make it an Olympic Sport.

                          That would be one sport where I could truly excel

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Jaws
                            Well, on the 9th December, a cousin of mine who works for the FBI said that he counted 56 matches in your matchbox but that 24 hours later, there were only 53 and as you don't smoke and have a gasfire in your home, I'm afraid the evidence overwhelmingly points towards you
                            I've been discovered and by the FBI? Yikes!
                            *Hmmm....I didn't think anyone would notice*
                            "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

                            John Stuart Mill (Look him up )

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Jaws
                              Well, on the 9th December, a cousin of mine who works for the FBI said that he counted 56 matches in your matchbox but that 24 hours later, there were only 53 and as you don't smoke and have a gasfire in your home, I'm afraid the evidence overwhelmingly points towards you


                              I only ever use a Zippo............


                              or two dry sticks
                              The Whiskyteers ~ One for all, and all for MORE!!!!

                              Broncomania Best Foreign Poster
                              BFC.........D Will #27.............D Nash #29
                              You'll Never Walk Alone




                              Spiffing sig, MasterShake :cheers:

                              You know, in certain older civilized cultures, when men failed as entirely as you have, they would throw themselves on their swords ~ The Operative, Serenity

                              Maybe Slowick should pay attention

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