Wireless Internet - Benny - this is for you

[orangenblue420]

I got my daughter a wireless router for xmas (her dad got her a laptop for her bday in August) but she hasnt been able to use the internet - which for most teens makes a computer just about useless - LOL

But I must say I loveeeeeeeeee this wireless in the house

I can go anywhere and still talk to you guys

(this parts for Benny)

I can even sit on the pot and you guys wouldnt even know it

[Den21-Bal19]

I got my daughter a wireless router for xmas (her dad got her a laptop for her bday in August) but she hasnt been able to use the internet - which for most teens makes a computer just about useless - LOL

But I must say I loveeeeeeeeee this wireless in the house

I can go anywhere and still talk to you guys

(this parts for Benny)

I can even sit on the pot and you guys wouldnt even know it

WWWWAAAAAAYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyy too much information

I agree though, wireless is fantastic, get a little handheld instead of a laptop for the little room though

[orangenblue420]

WWWWAAAAAAYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyy too much information

I agree though, wireless is fantastic, get a little handheld instead of a laptop for the little room though

I know but I miss Benny's toliet humor and I was hoping this would get him back on track

[Reidman]

I got my daughter a wireless router for xmas (her dad got her a laptop for her bday in August) but she hasnt been able to use the internet - which for most teens makes a computer just about useless - LOL

But I must say I loveeeeeeeeee this wireless in the house

I can go anywhere and still talk to you guys

(this parts for Benny)

I can even sit on the pot and you guys wouldnt even know it

Exactly why you'll never see me using a video phone......

[hilife]

I got my daughter a wireless router for xmas (her dad got her a laptop for her bday in August) but she hasnt been able to use the internet - which for most teens makes a computer just about useless - LOL

But I must say I loveeeeeeeeee this wireless in the house

I can go anywhere and still talk to you guys

(this parts for Benny)

I can even sit on the pot and you guys wouldnt even know it

Make sure to give us a courtesy flush

[Den21-Bal19]

I know but I miss Benny's toliet humor and I was hoping this would get him back on track

You can't beat a bit of toilet humour, heck there was an entire series of films (The Carry On's) that were built on that basis, and they're still funny today..................


Actually, one of them was set in a toilet factory

[orangenblue420]

Really its true everyone laughs but no one but Benny had the nads to post most of it - COME ON BENNY GROW THEM NADS BACK

[Den21-Bal19]

Really its true everyone laughs but no one but Benny had the nads to post most of it - COME ON BENNY GROW THEM NADS BACK

I'll second that motion

[Reidman]

Wasn't there discussion about making a toilet forum way back when.....

[orangenblue420]

Wasn't there discussion about making a toilet forum way back when.....

I think so but then we got all PG13 - which I dont think this should qualify but ever since admin brought the smackdown on us Benny doesnt post like that anymore

[Reidman]

I think so but then we got all PG13 - which I dont think this should qualify but ever since admin brought the smackdown on us Benny doesnt post like that anymore

I think maybe he is busy with work or something.....I know though, I almost made a thread specifically asking him to bring back that zany humor of is...nobody does it like Benny!

[Den21-Bal19]

I think so but then we got all PG13 - which I dont think this should qualify but ever since admin brought the smackdown on us Benny doesnt post like that anymore

Most of those movies I mentioned were only rated PG, the true beauty of toilet humour is that although it sounds funny, the true meaning goes over the head of the more, innocent

[orangenblue420]

Most of those movies I mentioned were only rated PG, the true beauty of toilet humour is that although it sounds funny, the true meaning goes over the head of the more, innocent

Exactly - i mean most of the cartoon movies these days have little bits of stuff like that that kids just dont get but adults crack up over - My fav was when in Shrek 2 they caught the Puss n Boots with a bag of catnip and he was like - its not mine I dont know how it got there - I was roaring!!!!!!!!!

[Reidman]

Exactly - i mean most of the cartoon movies these days have little bits of stuff like that that kids just dont get but adults crack up over - My fav was when in Shrek 2 they caught the Puss n Boots with a bag of catnip and he was like - its not mine I dont know how it got there - I was roaring!!!!!!!!!

That part had me in stitches too

Or when Pinocchio is wearing a thong...

[Den21-Bal19]

Exactly - i mean most of the cartoon movies these days have little bits of stuff like that that kids just dont get but adults crack up over - My fav was when in Shrek 2 they caught the Puss n Boots with a bag of catnip and he was like - its not mine I dont know how it got there - I was roaring!!!!!!!!!

I think one of my favourite verbal exchanges from the Carry On's had to be this from Carry On Up The Khyber, set in Colonial India, late in the 19th Century. Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond is the British Governor, and the Khasi(English slang for toilet) of Kalabar is the local leader.

The Khasi of Kalabar: May the benevolence of the god Shivoo bring blessings on your house.
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: And on yours.
The Khasi of Kalabar: And may his wisdom bring success in all your undertakings.
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: And in yours.
The Khasi of Kalabar: And may his radiance light up your life.
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: And up yours.

A typical greeting, with just a touch of double entendre