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Ive never DATED so to speak - the few men Ive been with Ive met and there was instant chemistry and so we stuck it out for awhile - Ive never had a one night stand or have ever been on a date and Im 35 - how weird is that 
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Dave... Thanks for the stories...
Dave = The guy who paints with words...
Just talk slowly please... I'm French
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I have read this entire thread, and I am more confused than ever!!
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Originally posted by orangenblue420Ive never DATED so to speak - the few men Ive been with Ive met and there was instant chemistry and so we stuck it out for awhile - Ive never had a one night stand or have ever been on a date and Im 35 - how weird is that
OBie... I just have to take a plane to date you...
Now you can't tell anymore you've never dated.
Bisous for you ! (hope you'll read your PM's too).
Life & love are strange things. Especially love...
Here is my (short) story :
When I was looking for love, I never found it. When I really didn't care about it, I find it...
When I was looking for dating girlies, they never wanted. When I had finally a date, I had many opportunities with many girlies...
Don't you think that's strange?Just talk slowly please... I'm French
GO BRONCOS
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(thousands of bisous for Thundergirl, une fille du tonnerre !!!)
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Originally posted by PAINTERDAVE
Did you write this PD?"And then the horror. The HORROR. I started….Laughing! Not just a chuckle or giggle, we’re talking, wild-hysterical-“stop or I’ll pee myself” laughter. And the more I laughed, the more I farted. By this point, there was a cloud of butt bouquet so thick you could taste it. Eyes tearing….nose burning….belly hurts from laughing…I had to get out of there. I needed an obscure corner of the world to curl up and die of embarrassment in. To make my humiliation complete, as I stood up and tried to extricate my gargantuan buttocks from the little desk, I got stuck. The desk was pasted to my ass like a bug on a windshield. "
That was amazingly funny. Are you Jeff Foxworthy's brother? Don't tell BF13 this....but he's got serious competition on the board with humor. You are very talented. But really, it's not safe on this board referring to your loins (i.e., online dating story). Funny guy.
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
John Stuart Mill (Look him up
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Hey
No. Those that I refrenced with URL's are from the best of craigslist.
In the top corner it tells what city it is from
Those stories are crazy! There is a whole bunch more on the BEST OF section in Craigslist.org.
When I write... it is aways in the body of the message. Definitly not taking credit or others writing.
Gotta go to work.
PAINTER
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Super Bowl 50 CHAMPIONS!
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Originally posted by PAINTERDAVE I just know your reputation procedes you regarding your writing, and that it has long been enjoyed on this board. Gotcha on the craig list story though.
It did have a little "Harlequin" twang to it.
Looking forward to your next story, Painter Dave!
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
John Stuart Mill (Look him up )
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