Pickup Lines

[Chronic_Toker]

What are some of the best (and worst) pickup lines you've used or heard?

*Not too big of a fan of pickup lines, but I thought it'd be an interesting thread

I kinda like this one (it's not too much, and it may even get her to laugh: with you, not at you):

How much does a polar bear weigh?
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Just enough to break the ice.

[THE SHIELD]

The line I use the most is




Who's your favorite Muppet?


Girls Response: I dunno, Kermit I guess.


My Response: Oh, that's too bad, I was going to show you GONZO!!!!!!

[Jared]

I swear to all that is good and decent, that in 1996, at Mickey Gannon's Irish Pub in Scranton, Pennsylvania, I was witness to the following exchange between a student at my college who I nominally knew, and some hottie who I had never seen, but I think was a student at the U of Scranton:

So, can I just tell you that you have a great smile? (sounds sweet,so she turns to him and says):

Thanks......you really think so?


Yep, you have the nicest set of teeth I ever wanted to come across.


(pause)

(At this point I damn near spit my Guiness out because I am shocked that he thinks he WON'T get slapped)

SHE LAUGHED! SHE LAUGHED AND SAID: "well, you're confident, I'll give you that.......I'm thinking you would like to buy me drink......."

and they went off to talk.


If I had known it was THAT easy, I would have been more of a jackass.

[Uula Bear]

I don't remember where I heard or read this...A guy goes up to a lady in a bar and says 'I've had a terrible day, one thing that always makes me feel better when I'm ahving a bad day is when a beautiful woman gives me a smile...do you think you can get your friend to smile for me?'

[Ohio Broncos]

"Did you know that there are 200 bones in the human body?"

(Pause or wait for response)

"Would you like another one?"

[JayhawkBronco]

"Hello, I'm extremely wealthy." - Les Nessman WKRP

[palehorse]

Try this, it works...

"F*c* me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?"

As a bartender it worked every time. If you are a good kisser, it doesn't matter if she's right or wrong, the outsome is the same...lol

[Chronic_Toker]

"Hi, my name's Easy"

[THE SHIELD]

Wanna See a Man with NO ARMS count his CHANGE?


Works every Time!!!

[palehorse]

"Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"

[horsesense]

HaHa!!!
Some good ones there guys. LMFAO!!!
Hi, do you have any irish in you?
Would you like some?

[NOLABroncofan]

Ever see a guy lick his eyebrows?

Nuff said...

[Nixhex78]

Is that a bottle of Windex in your pants cause I can see myself in them!

[NJBRONCOSFAN]

"How bout we play army?" I'll lay down, and you blow me away!"

May I borrow your thighs to use as earmuffs

[caveatemptor]

You must be Irish because my p*nis is Dublin.