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    What are some of the best (and worst) pickup lines you've used or heard?

    *Not too big of a fan of pickup lines, but I thought it'd be an interesting thread

    I kinda like this one (it's not too much, and it may even get her to laugh: with you, not at you):

    How much does a polar bear weigh?
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    Just enough to break the ice.
    My other love...
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    305 HP / 273 TQ / SH-AWD / 6MT

  • #2
    The line I use the most is




    Who's your favorite Muppet?


    Girls Response: I dunno, Kermit I guess.


    My Response: Oh, that's too bad, I was going to show you GONZO!!!!!!
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    If someone uses one of your quotes, it really means that they agree with it and they're upset they didn't get the chance to say it first---- Dave Navarro 1991


    The main reason I don't like the Bronco's is because every time I see their logo it reminds me of my drunk boyfriend who used to write his name in the snow with his urine then belch the letters of Elway's name----- Sandra Bernhard 1993

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    • #3
      I swear to all that is good and decent, that in 1996, at Mickey Gannon's Irish Pub in Scranton, Pennsylvania, I was witness to the following exchange between a student at my college who I nominally knew, and some hottie who I had never seen, but I think was a student at the U of Scranton:

      So, can I just tell you that you have a great smile? (sounds sweet,so she turns to him and says):

      Thanks......you really think so?


      Yep, you have the nicest set of teeth I ever wanted to come across.


      (pause)

      (At this point I damn near spit my Guiness out because I am shocked that he thinks he WON'T get slapped)

      SHE LAUGHED! SHE LAUGHED AND SAID: "well, you're confident, I'll give you that.......I'm thinking you would like to buy me drink......."

      and they went off to talk.


      If I had known it was THAT easy, I would have been more of a jackass.

      Everybody's gotta elevate from the norm...

      The greatest list of music I don't own on CD :sad:
      You should check these guys out

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      • #4
        I don't remember where I heard or read this...A guy goes up to a lady in a bar and says 'I've had a terrible day, one thing that always makes me feel better when I'm ahving a bad day is when a beautiful woman gives me a smile...do you think you can get your friend to smile for me?'


        The earth is but one country and mankind it's citizens
        Baha'u'llah

        "Everyone takes turns making mistakes in poker. The trick is to skip your turn."
        Mike Caro

        "The all-in play works every time but once"


        You can observe a lot just by watching.
        Yogi Berra

        every year.

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        • #5
          "Did you know that there are 200 bones in the human body?"

          (Pause or wait for response)

          "Would you like another one?"
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          "Today's the tomorrow that you should've feared yesterday."

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          • #6
            "Hello, I'm extremely wealthy." - Les Nessman WKRP
            "It's okay to be a cliche....Everything under the sun has been done."

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            • #7
              Try this, it works...

              "F*c* me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?"

              As a bartender it worked every time. If you are a good kisser, it doesn't matter if she's right or wrong, the outsome is the same...lol
              ...And [sic 'he'] is given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth....

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              • #8
                "Hi, my name's Easy"
                My other love...
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                305 HP / 273 TQ / SH-AWD / 6MT

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                • #9
                  Wanna See a Man with NO ARMS count his CHANGE?


                  Works every Time!!!
                  [QUOTE]
                  If someone uses one of your quotes, it really means that they agree with it and they're upset they didn't get the chance to say it first---- Dave Navarro 1991


                  The main reason I don't like the Bronco's is because every time I see their logo it reminds me of my drunk boyfriend who used to write his name in the snow with his urine then belch the letters of Elway's name----- Sandra Bernhard 1993

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                  • #10
                    "Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"
                    ...And [sic 'he'] is given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth....

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                    • #11
                      HaHa!!!
                      Some good ones there guys. LMFAO!!!
                      Hi, do you have any irish in you?
                      Would you like some?

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                      • #12
                        Ever see a guy lick his eyebrows?

                        Nuff said...

                        Not as lean & Not as mean.. but damn proud to claim the title of (former) U.S. Marine
                        ~DBMAdsf Llaus @T m0 P^~

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                        • #13
                          Is that a bottle of Windex in your pants cause I can see myself in them!

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                          • #14
                            "How bout we play army?" I'll lay down, and you blow me away!"

                            May I borrow your thighs to use as earmuffs

                            "The Gagne T-shirt jersey comes with a complimentary can of gasoline and a set of matches."

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                            • #15
                              You must be Irish because my p*nis is Dublin.

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