Asteroid Threat (merged)

[LordTrychon]

My boss said that on 4/13/2036 some asteroid is scheduled to come really really close to earth- apparently close is somewhere between us and our satellites

Is this true?

If so, do we really need to be concerned (he wants me to tickler the day so he can make sure his will is done by then)

So of course my first thought was Benny!!!! I knew he would know

Dont let me down TDK

I read about this in a magazine just this weekend... haven't had a chance to verify it. I'm curious, but it was a short blurb. Mentioned a plan to launch a 20 ton sattelite to use gravity to change it's course.

So the question is...


How reliable are the Scientists at Maxim Magazine?

[Day1BroncoFan]

Check this thread out.

[orangenblue420]

Check this thread out.

Ooops - my bad

Ummm mods if you merge keep my title so Benny will notice this time

[jhns]

It is true and it will go around the sun and come right back at us. There is a theory that if the Earths or Moons gravity can deflect it a little, then it will hit us on the return trip. They say we will be safe the first pass though.

Also, what is the point to a will when noone will? If he goes down from that then everyone that he is putting in the will, will also be gone.

[orangenblue420]

It is true and it will go around the sun and come right back at us. There is a theory that if the Earths or Moons gravity can deflect it a little, then it will hit us on the return trip. They say we will be safe the first pass though.

Also, what is the point to a will when noone will? If he goes down from that then everyone that he is putting in the will, will also be gone.

GREAT POINT

Maybe he thinks only half of earth will be demolished - but im gonna bring that up next time i see him

Also - how long will the asteroid take to go around the eart - cuz if its exactly a week

WE ALL DIE ON 4/20

[CinnaMunMun]

I already know whats going to happen.

Bruce Willis and his crew of roughnecks will head up there to drill into the asteroid.

He then will blow it up at the last possible second, making us all sheit our pants.

[jhns]

GREAT POINT

Maybe he thinks only half of earth will be demolished - but im gonna bring that up next time i see him

Also - how long will the asteroid take to go around the eart - cuz if its exactly a week

WE ALL DIE ON 4/20

Around the sun*. That is supposed to be some more years but I don't remember exactly how long.

Anyways we don't all want to die on Earth day.

[jhns]

I already know whats going to happen.

Bruce Willis and his crew of roughnecks will head up there to drill into the asteroid.

He then will blow it up at the last possible second, making us all sheit our pants.

Nope, global warming will take out the asteroid for us. Don't underestimate the power of global warming.

[Day1BroncoFan]

We could always have China shoot a missle at it and knock it away.

[orangenblue420]

Cuz Lordy messed it all up - LOL - I have to post to be subscribed to my OWN thread -



I know someone who is gonna get a spankin

[LordTrychon]

Cuz Lordy messed it all up - LOL - I have to post to be subscribed to my OWN thread -



I know someone who is gonna get a spankin

You seem to have found it fine to me...


As for the other part...


YAY!

[His Wife]

We could always have China shoot a missle at it and knock it away.

Yeah!

and then we can go spank them Chinamen!

[NJBRONCOSFAN]

Insert 'Armageddon Joke' here.