The Line-by-Line Story Game!!

[buckland]

Marvin Lewis posted bond for Jake, seeing his circumstances, and brought to the table an interesting proposition....

Shuffling his feet, Lewis offered, "As you know, we're good in the starting QB slot, but.... errr... you wouldn't be interested in holding the ball for Shayne this season, would you?"

[Lorcust]

Later that day, Jake Plummer was found driving his Element down Federal screaming at pedestrians to , "respect the beard" and "don't make the beard angry!" and was once again arrested.

Marvin Lewis posted bond for Jake, seeing his circumstances, and brought to the table an interesting proposition....

[OC1981]

Luckily, they didn't care...

BECAUSE it was Ryan Seacrest...

Hell, they gave him a pat on the back.

Later that day, Jake Plummer was found driving his Element down Federal screaming at pedestrians to , "respect the beard" and "don't make the beard angry!" and was once again arrested.

[Lorcust]

Unfortunately for the hapless Plummer, there were two witnesses to the road/pedestrian rage incident with Seacrest…

Luckily, they didn't care...

BECAUSE it was Ryan Seacrest...

Hell, they gave him a pat on the back.

[buckland]

Once outside, a disheartened Jake donned his Arizona Cardinals hat and chased down Ryan Seacreast in his Honda Element.

Unfortunately for the hapless Plummer, there were two witnesses to the road/pedestrian rage incident with Seacrest…

[OC1981]

Once outside, a disheartened Jake donned his Arizona Cardinals hat and chased down Ryan Seacreast in his Honda Element.

[GRLSLUVFTBL2]

But then Simon asked Jake if he really thought anyone would take him seriously being that he doesn't shave. Paula gave him the "call" me sign as he left in tears.

[Lorcust]

Then, much to Paula's chagrin, Simon the Cruel pointed to Jake's likeness on a Geico billboard and chortled, "Throwing interceptions. So easy, even a caveman can do it."

Paula, being the brownoser that she is, complimented Simon on an excellent and well thought out analogy.

She thought he did reeaaaaallly good.

Jake then replied by giving Simon the Jake-style "mile high salute."

[buckland]

Simon Cowell began to critically mock the newest contest...

one Jake Plummer from Idaho...

who looked like a hobo who just lost his job, and needed a fast break...

real fast break.

Then, much to Paula's chagrin, Simon the Cruel pointed to Jake's likeness on a Geico billboard and chortled, "Throwing interceptions. So easy, even a caveman can do it."

[Lorcust]

Simon Cowell began to critically mock the newest contest...

one Jake Plummer from Idaho...

who looked like a hobo who just lost his job, and needed a fast break...

real fast break.

[16milehigh87]

They found out that he has been forced to watch American Idol for the past 9 hours.

[GRLSLUVFTBL2]

Later on that day at Jack Rabbit Slims, Shannie was discussing the disappearance of his player with the local enforcement Vince Vega and Jules Winnfield.

[buckland]

John: He though the mission was in impossible, guss not

The girls who trapped Javon Walker, being members of an all-girls basketball team, easily overpowered shorty, Cruise, while Mike, attempting to flee for his life, and not being nearly as fast as his teammate, Tater, was run down and locked up with Walker.

[Rollo]

Tom Cruise mistook him for R Kelly, thinking that he got "Trapped in the Closet."

John: He though the mission was in impossible, guss not

[Lorcust]

Tom Cruise mistook him for R Kelly, thinking that he got "Trapped in the Closet."