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    As most know Med is from MA. This is a funny read.

    >>101 Things OnlyMassachusetts Folks Would Understand
    >
    >1. The Red Sox World Series win was, and will always be, one of the greatest moments in your life
    >2. The guy driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you're swearing at him for going too slow
    >3. When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke
    >4. You went to Canobie Lake Park orWater Country as a kid
    >5. You actually enjoy driving around rotaries
    >6. You do not recognize the letter "R" as a part of the English language
    >7. Your social security number starts with a "0"
    >8. You can actually find your way around Boston
    >9. You know what a "regular" coffee is
    >10. You keep an ice scraper in your car year-round
    >11. You can tell the difference between a Revere accent and a Dorchester accent
    >12. Springfield is located "way out west"
    >13. You almost feel disappointed if someone doesn't flip you the bird when you cutthem off or steal their parking space
    >14. You know how to pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Billerica, Gloucester, and Haverhill
    >15. Anyone you don't know is a potential idiot until proven otherwise
    >16.Paranoia sets in if you can't see a Dunkin Donuts or a CVS Pharmacy within eyeshot at all times
    >17. You have driven to New Hampshire on a Sunday just to buy alcohol
    >18. You know how to pronounce Yastrzemski
    >19.You know there's a trophy at the end of the Bean Pot
    >20. You order iced coffee in January
    >21. You know that the Purple Line will take you anywhere
    >22. You love Scorpion Bowls
    >23. You know what they sell at a Packie
    >24. Sorry Manny, but number 24 means DEWEYEVANS
    >25. You know what First Night is
    >26. You know at least one guy named Sean, Pat, Whitey, Red, Budor Seamus
    >27. McLobster = McCrap!
    >28. You know at least 2 cops in your town because they were your highschool drinking buddies
    >29. Sure there are 6 New England states, but Connecticut really doesn't count
    >30. You intentionally give wrong directions to tourists, feel bad when they drive off, but then say to yourself, "Ah, screw them"
    >31. Youknow at least one bar where you can get something to drink after last call
    >32. You're sick of the Kennedy's, but you vote for them anyway
    >33. You know holding onto the railing when riding the Green Line is not optional
    >34. The numbers '78 and '86 make you cringe
    >35. You've been to "Good Times" before
    >36. You think the rest of the country owes you for Thanksgiving and Independence Day (...and they DO)
    >37. You have never been to "Cheers"
    >38. The words 'WICKED' and 'GOOD' go together
    >39. You've been to Fenway Park several times
    >40. You've gone to at least one party at UMass
    >41. You own a "YankeesSuck" shirt or hat
    >42. You know what a Frappe is
    >43. You've been to "Hempfest"
    >44. You know who Frank Averuch is
    >45.ADVANCED: You know Frank Averuch was once Bozo the Clown
    >46. You can complete the following: "Lynn, Lynn......"
    >47. You get pissed off when a restaurant serves clamchowder, and it turns out to be friggin' "Snows"
    >48. You actually know how to merge from six lanes of traffic down to one
    >49. The TV weatherman is damn good if he's right 25% of the time
    >50. You never go to "Cape Cod," you go "down the Cape "
    >51. You think that Roger Clemens and Johnny Damon are more evil thanWhitey Bulger
    >52. You know whoWhitey Bulger is
    >53. You went to the Swan Boats,House of Seven Gables, or Plymouth Plantation on a field trip in elementary school
    >54. Bobby Orr is loved as muchas Larry Bird, Tom Brady, and Ted Williams
    >55. You remember Major Mudd
    >56. You know what candlepin bowling is
    >57. You can drive to the mountains and the ocean all in one day
    >58. You know Scollay Square once stood where Government Center is
    >59. When you were a kid, Rex Trailer was the coolest guy around.
    >Speaking of which...
    >60. You can still hum the song from the end of Boom Town
    >61. Calling Carrabba's an "Italian" restaurant is sacrilege
    >62. You still have your old Flexible Flyer somewhere in your parents' attic
    >63. You know that the MassPike is some sort of strange weather dividing line
    >64. The only time you've been on the Freedom Trail is when relativesare in town
    >65. The Big Dig tunnel disaster wasn't really that much of a surprise
    >66. You call guys you've just met "Chief" or"Boss"
    >67. 4:15 pm and pitch black out means there's just 3 more shopping days until Christmas
    >68. You know more than one person with the last name Murphy
    >69. You refer to Savin Hill as "Stab'nKill"
    >70. You've never eaten at "DurginPark", but recommend it to tourists
    >71. You can't look at the zip code 02134 without singing it
    >72. You voted for a Republican Moron as Governor just to screw with the rest of the country
    >73. 11 pm? Drunk? It meansone thing: Kowloon!
    >74. 2 am? Drunk? It means onething: Kelly's Roast Beef!
    > 75. 5 am? Drunk? It meansone thing: You wish you had a blanket in your back seat
    >76. You know that P-Town isn't the name of a new rap group
    >77. People you don't like are all "Bastids"
    >78. You took school or work offfor the Patriots first Super Bowl Win Parade
    >79. You've called something "wicked pissa"
    >80. You'll always get razzed for Dukakis
    >81.Saturday afternoons meant "Creature Double Feature" with Dale Dorman
    >82. Sunday mornings meant the "ThreeStooges" on Channel 38
    >83. You've slammed on your brakes to deter a tailgater.
    >84. No, you don't trustthe Gorton's Fisherman
    >85. You know that "PapaGino's usually has a jukebox.
    >86. You think "Aerosmith"is the greatest rock band of all time
    >87. Your town has at least 6 sub shops, and none of them are aSubway
    >88. You know at least three Tony's, oneVinnie and a Frankie
    >89. 20 degrees isn't that bad as long as there's no wind- then it gets wicked cold
    >90. You were very sad when saying goodbye to the BostonGahden
    >91. Thanksgiving means family, turkey, HighSchool football, and the long version of Alice's Restaurant.
    >92. You know the guy who founded the Boston Pops wasAthah Feedlah
    >93. You know what the Combat Zone is
    >94. You actually drive 45 minutes to New Hampshire to save $5 in sales tax
    >95. You've pulledout of a side street and used your car to block oncoming traffic so you can make a left
    >96. You've braggedabout the money you've saved at The Christmas TreeShop
    >97. You've been to Hampton Beach on a Saturday night
    >98. Playing street hockey was a daily after school ritual
    >99. Hearing an old lady shout "Numbah 96 for Sioux City!" means it's time for steak
    >100. You remember Jordan Marsh, Filene's, Grants, Bradlees, Caldor, Zayres, or Ann & Hope
    >101. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Massachusetts


    remember I might not agree with all the answers
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  • #2
    I stopped at #29

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    • #3
      Originally posted by orangenblue420
      I stopped at #29
      lol I never said I wrote it

      I also dont have a stupid Yankees suck t shirt #41

      Go in the Evil Empire thread and I elaborate further what I think of that ridiculous opinon.

      Look here for Meds answer

      link to thread
      Last edited by Medford Bronco; 01-26-2007, 11:19 AM.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Medford Bronco
        >2. The guy driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you're swearing at him for going too slow
        17. You have driven to New Hampshire on a Sunday just to buy alcohol
        >29. Sure there are 6 New England states, but Connecticut really doesn't count
        >41. You own a "YankeesSuck" shirt or hat
        2)I have done number 2... I actually do it way too often and that is why I have already gone through driver retraining lol.

        17)CT drives to Mass lol.

        29) You wanna fight Med??

        41) I love my Yankees Suck shirt.




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        All you nooby dooby doos need to stop making stupid threads.:coffee:

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        • #5
          >1. The Red Sox World Series win was, and will always be, one of the greatest moments in your life
          and you know itll be another 89-90 years before you win another one..

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          • #6
            Originally posted by horsesense
            and you know itll be another 89-90 years before you win another one..
            It was 86 not 89, and they will win in 2 years... the Mariners are going to win this year.




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            • #7
              Originally posted by horsesense
              and you know itll be another 89-90 years before you win another one..
              this coming from an Angels fan

              The fake LA team
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              • #8
                44. You know who Frank Averuch is


                Who's he?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Mr. Roper
                  44. You know who Frank Averuch is


                  Who's he?
                  Here you golink to thread

                  cant say I knew him
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by bengaaaaals1688
                    It was 86 not 89, and they will win in 2 years... the Mariners are going to win this year.
                    I know, its just too hard for an Angels fan to mention 86. Esp. when busting the balls of a Red Sox fan..
                    LA?? They'll always be the California Angels to me..

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by horsesense
                      I know, its just too hard for an Angels fan to mention 86. Esp. when busting the balls of a Red Sox fan..
                      LA?? They'll always be the California Angels to me..
                      Just messing with you horsie. I actually dont mind the Angels. Of course I like the other LA team much much much better.
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                      • #12
                        The Dodgers...
                        Mess with me. I got it comin most of the time...
                        Did you see bengaaaals said something about the Mariners?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by horsesense
                          The Dodgers...
                          Mess with me. I got it comin most of the time...
                          Did you see bengaaaals said something about the Mariners?
                          yeah that kinda puzzled me as well.

                          I see the White Sox, Tigers, Yanks and Sox as having good years. (what a shock LOL)
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Medford Bronco
                            yeah that kinda puzzled me as well.

                            I see the White Sox, Tigers, Yanks and Sox as having good years. (what a shock LOL)
                            The Mariners are my top baseball team.




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                            • #15
                              Texas might be tough.. I agree with your picks..
                              Sorry to hi-jack your thread bro...

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