What kind of beer are you?

[Fred the Bunny]

I'm a Heini!!!!!

[Mount-n-Groan]

You're an extremely large refrigerator full of different kinds of beer.



Actually, it said I was a Guinness. That's not too far off... I drink it sometimes and enjoy it too.

For those that don't like it (or don't think they'll like it because of it's color/weight/reputation etc...) you should try it. It has an exceptionally clean and smooth taste. Not near as "dark" or as thick as it looks.

...and a little leprechaun told me that there's no substitute for a fresh draught right out of St. James Gate....

Oh, great... now I'm thirsty and it's not even noon yet...