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    If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility....

    Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"

    A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."

    Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"

    A: "The officer who responded to the scene."

    Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"

    A: "Yes, sir. With my life."

    Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"

    A: "Yes sir, we do!"

    Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"

    A: "Yes sir, I do."

    Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"

    A: "Yes sir."

    Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"

    A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."

    The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" line -- and we think he'll win.

    Disclaimer - I dont think this way about Lawyers
    Last edited by The Hamburgler; 02-12-2007, 08:21 PM.

  • #2
    haha funny stuff.



    • #3
      haha almost makes me want to give you a cp!


      • #4
        haha..thats funny

        very clever

        I still miss the blue background.


        • #5
          so thats how you get cp

          just copy and paste things from other websites

          damn thats easy


          • #6
            Originally posted by BRONCOS_OWN_U16
            so thats how you get cp

            just copy and paste things from other websites

            damn thats easy

            I got it in an email so thank you very much. And I just wanted to share it with all of you. And I havent recieved any CP's from this


            • #7
              I could have sworn I read it on here before...but no still funny.

              I wish I could have seen that lawyer's face

              to you CB
              Rest in Peace, Darrent and Damien. You will be forever in our thoughts


              • #8
                Haha, that made me laugh.

                Sounds like the cops around here.. they have comeback lines for everything.. not that I would know