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    CONNELLSVILLE, Pa. - A woman gave birth to a boy outside a western Pennsylvania hospital, a delivery that happened so quickly that the infant wound up in the woman's pants.

    "It happened so fast," Rebecca Johnson, 24, told the Daily Courier in Connellsville. "I didn't know what happened until he was in my pant leg."

    Johnson had just gotten out of the car at Highlands Hospital in Connellsville and was still in the parking lot when her 5-pound, 15-ounce son, Mason Matthew Parkinson, arrived Wednesday.

    An emergency room physician cut the umbilical cord in the parking lot, and doctors attended to Johnson until she could be taken to Uniontown Hospital, which has a maternity unit.

    Mason, Johnson's fourth child, was doing well.

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    tireless minority keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of
    men."

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  • #2
    That made me seriously LMAO.
    ...capture it...remember it...

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    • #3
      Nothing like getting over quick.

      There are two kinds of teams in the AFCW; The losers and the Broncos!!!

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      How do you expect me to have a RED WHITE and BLUE sig when the background is obnoxious white?

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      • #4
        Probably like throwing a hot dog down the hallway now, I guess............

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        • #5
          Only 24 and already four kids. She must have started early.
          sigpic

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          • #6
            She should name that kid Levi.


            Just a cheesy joke.

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            • #7
              Wow...4 kids at 24
              Rest in Peace, Darrent and Damien. You will be forever in our thoughts

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              • #8
                Wierd.....


                ....a lady spits a kid out, into her pants....



                ...and all anybody has to point out is the number of kids she has at 24.....



                *beating head against wall*
                "must.....find.....better.....articles......."
                "It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate,
                tireless minority keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of
                men."

                -- Samuel Adams

                sigpicJacks RULE!!!!!!

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                • #9
                  alright she is 24 and just delivered her 4th kid in her pants...
                  is that better rc?

                  do you need t borrow this..... :brick:
                  Tony G


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                  • #10
                    "Fourth child"

                    Jeez that young and 4 kids? No wonder.......any baby can get out through a wide space.
                    I apologize if I offend anyone.
                    XBL: The1Executioner

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by The Executioner
                      "Fourth child"

                      Jeez that young and 4 kids? No wonder.......any baby can get out through a wide space.
                      I apologize if I offend anyone.

                      Apologizing before hand now, pal?
                      Rest in Peace, Darrent and Damien. You will be forever in our thoughts

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by GodofallGods
                        Only 24 and already four kids. She must have started early.
                        Too early

                        lol That is funny
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                        • #13
                          How can she not notice she's having a baby until it's in her pants. And you know, the age doesn't really have anything to do with it. The reason being, if her oldest kid is older than 6, then you can talk. Besides, if Michelle Dugger (the woman with 16 kids and yet another one of the way) could deliver her kids naturally, she'd probably have this problem too.

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