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    A sexually excited stallion bit a Polish man to death when he tried to calm the beast, which had become uncontrollably aroused by a nearby mare, police said.
    "The 24-year-old man, identified as Robert R., was bitten when he tried to calm his horse, which had become unsettled by the presence of a mare in the vicinity," a duty officer in the Baltic port of Szczecin told Reuters.
    The horse went wild and began straining and bucking while pulling a farm cart through the village.
    An autopsy would determine whether the direct cause of death was a severed jugular vein or damaged spine, the officer added.

    The "New Black Sabbath"

  • #2
    OMG...that is terrible!

    "Gateway leading to the AFC West"


    • #3
      That's a not-so-happy way to die...almost embarassing...


      • #4
        Originally posted by Talon-
        That's a not-so-happy way to die
        as opposed to all the happy ways to die...


        • #5
          at least the guy got bitten to death by the aroused horse. I can almost see the even more shocking headline reading "Man Horse-Co(ked to Death by Prurient Equine"


          • #6
            [email protected] the mental imagery in that post. ^
            Originally posted by boltzpride619
            What's so funny is seeing all this mess that the Donks and the fans have placed on themselves. Can you say Raiders.

            Originally posted by RunByDesign
            True comedy is observing the Self Imploding Organization that is the Raiders and then asking yourself this question:

            What separates them (Raiders) from us (Chargers)

            Answer: Championships.