The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship

[The Dark Knight]

The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship

1. It's important to have a woman who cooks,cleans,does oil changes and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very,VERY important that these four women don't know each other.:0




Benny

[mainen8]

Very funny
Actually my wife is like that, except for the oil changes.

[The Dark Knight]

Originally posted by mainen8
Very funny
Actually my wife is like that, except for the oil changes.

Well good job outta you then

[BlueDamsel]

Heck I even have the skill to change the oil, but that would require my hands getting dirty, so I make other people do it for me!

[frenchfan]

Originally posted by BlueDamsel
Heck I even have the skill to change the oil, but that would require my hands getting dirty, so I make other people do it for me!

Why don't you wear gloves ?


The real deal is to be fine with a girl who's fine with you. The others find rise from that, no ?

[BlueDamsel]

Originally posted by frenchfan
Why don't you wear gloves ?


The real deal is to be fine with a girl who's fine with you. The others find rise from that, no ?

I can't wear gloves because most of them are made with latex & I'm allergic!

I just don't like to get my hands dirty...at all...never have.

[frenchfan]

Originally posted by BlueDamsel
I can't wear gloves because most of them are made with latex & I'm allergic!

I just don't like to get my hands dirty...at all...never have.

Are you allergic with tease ("laine" in french, isnt'it ?) or leather ?

So, no excuses !

[NORTHERN]

#1 lesson to a successful relationship.

"HONESTY"

Cheers

[Perry1977]

No female, in the history of the world, has been completely honest with her man. To argue that is naive, and any woman who claims the converse is lying.

[frenchfan]

I'm not a woman, but you can say that from a man too.
Sure, you can't be honest on everything. But, with important things, you have to !

[Zmabe]

i love number 5 man. great list.

[broncosbeast]

Sometimes, dishonesty in a relationship can be a good thing.

[Zmabe]

yes, but that is on rare accations, or when one of the people is cheating on the other. or in a mans case whenever a woman asks "does she look better than me?" or "how does this dress look?".

[orangenblue420]

Originally posted by Perry1977
No female, in the history of the world, has been completely honest with her man. To argue that is naive, and any woman who claims the converse is lying.

And men are???????



That has got to be the lamest thing ever Perry - try saying HUMAN BEINGS are never completely honest - to pin lying on women alone is just ridiculous -

[NJBRONCOSFAN]

Originally posted by orangenblue420
And men are???????



That has got to be the lamest thing ever Perry - try saying HUMAN BEINGS are never completely honest - to pin lying on women alone is just ridiculous -

Are you kidding me?!?!? All you women do is look out for yourself. Always lying to us poor men. You don't know how many nights i just go home and cry because of how much women lie to me. I've got to go now.