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    Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.




    Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

    Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.


    Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.




    Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of! eight.




    Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.




    Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering


    Nuff said...

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    Oh sooooo true!


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    • #3
      Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
      This one is my favorite.

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      • #4
        Re: Only in America !! ( gotta love us )

        Originally posted by NOLABroncofan

        Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

        Nuff said...
        Nowt wrong with that, I prefer diet coke!
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        • #5
          Re: Only in America !! ( gotta love us )

          Originally posted by NOLABroncofan
          Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering


          I have never understood this. Perhaps one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen.

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          • #6
            that was beautiful. cheeseburgers and diet cokes, and ATM's with braille lettering. priceless.
            "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein

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            • #7
              Re: Only in America !! ( gotta love us )

              Originally posted by NOLABroncofan
              Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of! eight.
              Nah, I buy bun-length hot dogs specifically because they come 8 per package. FIGHT THE POWER! ...or something.

              That was a funny post, NOLA. Thanks!
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              • #8


                hilarious...

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                • #9
                  we are truely sad arnt we. only in GERMANY.... are you allowed to drink (16), even though ive seen ten year olds getting waisted, BEFORE your allowd to drive (18)
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