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  • Ever Wonder ?

    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?




    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?




    Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?




    Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?




    Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?




    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real , , lemons?




    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?




    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?




    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?




    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?




    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?




    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!




    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?




    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?




    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?




    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

    Nuff said...

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    Ha ha

    Is this a george Carlin thing?

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    • #3
      Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

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      • #4
        Re: Ever Wonder ?

        Originally posted by NOLABroncofan





        Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?




        When do women ever have their mouth's closed?

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        • #5
          Re: Ever Wonder ?

          Originally posted by NOLABroncofan
          Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
          I've been wondering this for a long time....
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