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    you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like ...

    1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

    2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

    3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

    4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough t o rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

    5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

    6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

    7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

    8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

    9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

    10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.

    11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

    12. Super glue is forever.

    13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

    14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

    15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

    16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

    17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

    18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

    19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

    20. The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

    21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

    22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

    23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

    24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

    25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

    Last edited by Saddletramp; 03-08-2007, 06:25 PM.
    Adopted player Lindsey

  • #2
    LOL. I would give you a neg if I could.


    • #3
      The one on the bottom is my absolute favorite.


      • #4
        Originally posted by redbirdy80
        The one on the bottom is my absolute favorite.
        I fugured the 4th one would be.
        Adopted player Lindsey


        • #5
          Nah, he's crying... makes me sad.

          The last one made me actually laugh out loud.


          • #6
            That's my son peeing in the plant!!! I swear


            • #7
              Very cute...reminds me of my godsons...I would give out CP...but you know!!!


              • #8

                all those made me think about when i was yonger, and me now

                I still miss the blue background.


                • #9
                  Another Installment of Boyz being Boyz.

                  Adopted player Lindsey


                  • #10
                    Yet another installment of Boys being Boyz

                    Adopted player Lindsey


                    • #11
                      1. did not know that

                      2. Gotta try that

                      3. I can agree with this... sadly.

                      4. you just brought back a bad memory

                      5. and there is another bad memory

                      6. I knew that one

                      7. uh-oh is right... I want my toy boat back

                      8. Going to try that one soon

                      9. Yup. I use flint a lot... camping mostly

                      10. Never did that.

                      11. Thanks to me my mom nows that very well

                      12. I swear to god I did not put super glue on my sister's cat.

                      13. I have always wanted to try this.

                      14. I thought not.

                      15. they don't eject rice crispy treat either

                      16. My friend is living proof of that.

                      17. Don't want to try that one

                      18. that all depends...

                      19. My poor Gi Joes became part of cobras holocaust.

                      20. uhhh N/A

                      21. It made me dizzy.

                      22. I was currious.

                      23. And very angery.

                      24. Not a women but will send it to my mom and fiance. Best 2 women in the world I know!

                      25. Yup, and many other things as well.


                      • #12
                        I totally wanted to mix clorox and brake fluid.