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    German man chain saws house in two in divorce split, takes his half

    BERLIN - A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chain sawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.
    Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-story summer house — which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide — before chain sawing through the wooden roof and walls.
    "The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."
    After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house, where he has since been staying.

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    Originally posted by calibroncogrl47
    German man chain saws house in two in divorce split, takes his half

    BERLIN - A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chain sawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.
    Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-story summer house — which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide — before chain sawing through the wooden roof and walls.
    "The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."
    After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house, where he has since been staying.
    Meanwhile, the wife wishes they lived in an apartment.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by calibroncogrl47
      German man chain saws house in two in divorce split, takes his half

      BERLIN - A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chain sawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.
      Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-story summer house — which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide — before chain sawing through the wooden roof and walls.
      "The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."
      After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house, where he has since been staying.
      I'm sure the husband is saying, "The ***** said she wanted half. What's the problem?"



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        That is how you settle problems.

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        • #5
          That must have been one huge chain saw.

          All that I know is that this is certainly true. There's no way this isn't true because it's just too plausible.
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