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  • Originally posted by Skywalker
    The difference is, Sith have yellow eyes.


    Not that Im trying to act like a Star Wars nerd and every little mistake bugs me or anything...
    Yes, yes, I see, young lady. And BTW, did you know that you have a great future ahead of you? Ever consider going into teaching?
    Life, for me, has been an ongoing education. When Graduation Day arrives, my diploma will be my death certificate.

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    • Originally posted by CinnaManMan
      Stop whoring! Some of us have nothing!

      Nothing? NOTHING??

      WOT?

      Hey, how about that big ol AVATAR you sport?

      <boo-hoo...he makes me look like that gurlymon...ryan what's-his-name..>
      Life, for me, has been an ongoing education. When Graduation Day arrives, my diploma will be my death certificate.

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      • Originally posted by buckland
        Nothing? NOTHING??

        WOT?

        Hey, how about that big ol AVATAR you sport?

        <boo-hoo...he makes me look like that gurlymon...ryan what's-his-name..>
        I meant from this thread

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        • Originally posted by Snapping Turtle
          SHELBI.

          LOL!
          LOL!
          LOL!
          LOL!
          LOL!
          LOL!
          LOL!
          LOL!



          Lordie, I'm gonna owe so many CP's in here that I'm gonna hafta stop reading and stop postin' for a MONTH, just in order to settle up this account!

          PS, Miss Texas. Your little CP offering is underage. I NEVER attempt to ply a cheap CP outta one so young and innocent. <t>

          Life, for me, has been an ongoing education. When Graduation Day arrives, my diploma will be my death certificate.

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          • Holy look at the clock Batman...I have done nothing I planned to tonight!!!

            Never to late to sweep and dust I guess!!!

            good night little ones...hugs and kisses and all that shannie stuff...sweet dreams too


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            • Originally posted by KCLadyFan
              I am just too lazy to read your whole post Buck and
              all the replies...so I will just add a reply and ask you

              Are you wanting me to give you a CP???????
              Of COURSE not, sweete. Why on earth would you think THAT of me??

              I know that you have not read the thread, so I'll just summarize it for you. This is only a spoof on those who beg for CP's.

              Me, I never beg. I'd never stoop to that, honey. You know me better than that, don't you, baby?

              By the way...

              When you wear your hair like that... don't you know it just *sends* me??
              Life, for me, has been an ongoing education. When Graduation Day arrives, my diploma will be my death certificate.

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              • Originally posted by shanniefly
                Well...I thought you were meaning like a board bang list...I'm not that bad...I mean sure I'm a flirt...a big flirt....

                Okay...yes...I'm a horibble nasty flirt, but I am not that bad...

                You are not the only one...
                Shannie, I think I've just come up with a candidate for this year's "Most Flirtiest" Contest!
                Life, for me, has been an ongoing education. When Graduation Day arrives, my diploma will be my death certificate.

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                • Can I get some CPs? I'm close to my 4th bar.



                  But nice post.

                  Mind if I rip this off and make it my own list (change the words around a bit, change the tactics, and get CPs for it?)? Some competition won't hurt.

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                  • Originally posted by NickTranOwnz
                    Can I get some CPs? I'm close to my 4th bar.



                    But nice post.

                    Mind if I rip this off and make it my own list (change the words around a bit, change the tactics, and get CPs for it?)? Some competition won't hurt.
                    Oh, why compete when you can simply PURCHASE this thread? I'd consider, mebbe... wot, all of your CPs (plus your lunch money) per diem, for a month?


                    ...which brings about Rule Number Seven....


                    7. Never sucker for "thread envy." It will only backfire in the end. A thread like this may seem lucractive; however, it also suffers a very rapid burnout rate....like the mating cylce of the mayfly in June. If you want to invest in a thread that would be a sure money maker for time to come, I'd consider the "cafe."

                    For example, dear CB Wannabe, you'd be surprised at how few CPs this thread has actually garnered. Oh, I'm sure that most readers out there would think prolly in the kazillions. But, NO, my CP-envious one! (I'd tell you the actual number, but this thread is still on the market)

                    I'll tell you what...

                    YOU start a a truly original thread.... sumpin' like "How Many CP's Did Uncle Buck's 'Sure-fire List... Actually Bring In?" and I'll consider sponsoring this thread... for a small fee, of course. Does ten percent or your lunch money sound fair?
                    Life, for me, has been an ongoing education. When Graduation Day arrives, my diploma will be my death certificate.

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                    • Originally posted by buckland
                      Yes, yes, I see, young lady. And BTW, did you know that you have a great future ahead of you? Ever consider going into teaching?
                      Teaching? What makes you think I'd be a good teacher?

                      BTW, my biggest fear is public speaking and I hate kids
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                      • Originally posted by buckland
                        Oh, why compete when you can simply PURCHASE this thread? I'd consider, mebbe... wot, all of your CPs (plus your lunch money) per diem, for a month?


                        ...which brings about Rule Number Seven....


                        7. Never sucker for "thread envy." It will only backfire in the end. A thread like this may seem lucractive; however, it also suffers a very rapid burnout rate....like the mating cylce of the mayfly in June. If you want to invest in a thread that would be a sure money maker for time to come, I'd consider the "cafe."

                        For example, dear CB Wannabe, you'd be surprised at how few CPs this thread has actually garnered. Oh, I'm sure that most readers out there would think prolly in the kazillions. But, NO, my CP-envious one! (I'd tell you the actual number, but this thread is still on the market)

                        I'll tell you what...

                        YOU start a a truly original thread.... sumpin' like "How Many CP's Did Uncle Buck's 'Sure-fire List... Actually Bring In?" and I'll consider sponsoring this thread... for a small fee, of course. Does ten percent or your lunch money sound fair?
                        F u *sshole.

                        JK

                        lol

                        CB wannabe? A bit harsh

                        But I may start something like that.

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                        • Originally posted by buckland

                          If you have more guts than brains, however, venture forth at your own risk. But here is a brief list of femme denizens in here to avoid like Typhoid Mary: Jaws, Kapaibro (sp?), RedBirdy, HW, to name a few. Not that I’ve started up with any of them, but I can just read between the lines here. Oh, and don’t mess with Snapping Turtle. Mess with her (I don’t, she’s underage), and they are likely to claw your eyes out on the way back from the Lady’s Room!
                          Wait, so are you saying that I'm a tittering, conniving, back-stabbing, colluding WOMAN *****?

                          :nono: Uncle Buck, you just made my list!


                          *sniffle* -- The worst part is... I didn't see this thread until this morning, and in all 11 pages that were written last night, not 1 single person thought to defend my honor...
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                          • Originally posted by redbirdy80
                            Wait, so are you saying that I'm a tittering, conniving, back-stabbing, colluding WOMAN *****?

                            :nono: Uncle Buck, you just made my list!


                            *sniffle* -- The worst part is... I didn't see this thread until this morning, and in all 11 pages that were written last night, not 1 single person thought to defend my honor...
                            I was blinded by his charm

                            Acctually...LOL...I didn't read it like that...I thought he was saying that you were good ones to go too :doh: ...sorry Birdy...will you ever forgive me...


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                            • Originally posted by shanniefly
                              I was blinded by his charm

                              Acctually...LOL...I didn't read it like that...I thought he was saying that you were good ones to go too :doh: ...sorry Birdy...will you ever forgive me...
                              For YOU, Shannie, anything. *hugs* Uncle Buck, however, has some SERIOUS sucking up to do in order to get off the list.
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                              • BUCK...Say sorry to my Birdy!!!


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