Uncle Buck’s Sure-fire List of Enhancing Your CP Status:

[buckland]

Can I get some CPs? I'm close to my 4th bar.



But nice post.

Mind if I rip this off and make it my own list (change the words around a bit, change the tactics, and get CPs for it?)? Some competition won't hurt.

Oh, why compete when you can simply PURCHASE this thread? I'd consider, mebbe... wot, all of your CPs (plus your lunch money) per diem, for a month?


...which brings about Rule Number Seven....


7. Never sucker for "thread envy." It will only backfire in the end. A thread like this may seem lucractive; however, it also suffers a very rapid burnout rate....like the mating cylce of the mayfly in June. If you want to invest in a thread that would be a sure money maker for time to come, I'd consider the "cafe."

For example, dear CB Wannabe, you'd be surprised at how few CPs this thread has actually garnered. Oh, I'm sure that most readers out there would think prolly in the kazillions. But, NO, my CP-envious one! (I'd tell you the actual number, but this thread is still on the market)

I'll tell you what...

YOU start a a truly original thread.... sumpin' like "How Many CP's Did Uncle Buck's 'Sure-fire List... Actually Bring In?" and I'll consider sponsoring this thread... for a small fee, of course. Does ten percent or your lunch money sound fair?

[NickTranOwnz]

Can I get some CPs? I'm close to my 4th bar.



But nice post.

Mind if I rip this off and make it my own list (change the words around a bit, change the tactics, and get CPs for it?)? Some competition won't hurt.

[buckland]

Well...I thought you were meaning like a board bang list...I'm not that bad...I mean sure I'm a flirt...a big flirt....

Okay...yes...I'm a horibble nasty flirt, but I am not that bad...

You are not the only one...

Shannie, I think I've just come up with a candidate for this year's "Most Flirtiest" Contest!

[buckland]

I am just too lazy to read your whole post Buck and
all the replies...so I will just add a reply and ask you

Are you wanting me to give you a CP???????

Of COURSE not, sweete. Why on earth would you think THAT of me??

I know that you have not read the thread, so I'll just summarize it for you. This is only a spoof on those who beg for CP's.

Me, I never beg. I'd never stoop to that, honey. You know me better than that, don't you, baby?

By the way...

When you wear your hair like that... don't you know it just *sends* me??

[shanniefly]

Holy look at the clock Batman...I have done nothing I planned to tonight!!!

Never to late to sweep and dust I guess!!!

good night little ones...hugs and kisses and all that shannie stuff...sweet dreams too

[buckland]

SHELBI.

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Lordie, I'm gonna owe so many CP's in here that I'm gonna hafta stop reading and stop postin' for a MONTH, just in order to settle up this account!

PS, Miss Texas. Your little CP offering is underage. I NEVER attempt to ply a cheap CP outta one so young and innocent. <t>

[CinnaManMan]

Nothing? NOTHING??

WOT?

Hey, how about that big ol AVATAR you sport?

<boo-hoo...he makes me look like that gurlymon...ryan what's-his-name..>

I meant from this thread

[buckland]

Stop whoring! Some of us have nothing!

Nothing? NOTHING??

WOT?

Hey, how about that big ol AVATAR you sport?

<boo-hoo...he makes me look like that gurlymon...ryan what's-his-name..>

[buckland]

The difference is, Sith have yellow eyes.


Not that Im trying to act like a Star Wars nerd and every little mistake bugs me or anything...

Yes, yes, I see, young lady. And BTW, did you know that you have a great future ahead of you? Ever consider going into teaching?

[buckland]

Very clever Buck, I'm thinking of giving you a CP but then again that would mean I'm just a pawn in your little theory.



















Ah to hell with it.

Awww, thanks! Now don't you feel better about this? Charity is good.

Oh wait...

Didn't you read the Disclaimer at the beginning??

I was NOT going for a cheap CP, personally... I was merely trying to help out the CP challenged. <yeah, that's the ticket.... yeah...>

BTW, most in here have not taken me literally, in that this is no "cheap ploy." So far, I've only racked up 2 veterans, 1 innocent young girl, and potentially 1 Mod (whom I think I can work on).

The rest of the lot claim that they are out.

Sure. Right! Can you say "I gave at the office," Wishy-Washy Breath??



Oh, this would give birth to Tip # 6:

6. <ahem> Learn your target's schedule. If he or she is an early riser, hit them up EARLY, rooster breath! Let's face it. A paltry 5 CP's per day doesn't go very far. There are 100 CP Ho's out there for every ONE CP available!

Take Kapaipro <sp?>: She is up late, rises early. But she is in another time zone. She lives in a different country, fer gawdsakes. Lot's of luck on this one, I've never received a cp from the likes of her.

If you are an early riser, get yourself another early riser. While early risers wake up exuberant and are happy to please, his or her CP supply is limited, so you have to move fast with these types.

Oh, so you are a night owl? Just cozy up to a kindred denizen of the dark, you think?

Well, WRONG, tequila breath!

Nite owls will promise you anything, but forget about you in the morning! They won't even remember yer freakin' NAME at the crack of dawn. For these types, get your CP I.O.U. in WRITING!

.... sorry, I rambled... :offtopic:

[Snapping Turtle]

Brooke likes to make Hot Lists

HAHAHAHAA.

We mean bang as in....um....BANG

[xX-Bronco-Xx]

Brooke likes to make Hot Lists

Ooooh so it's that type of a bang list.

I'm out of here

[Skywalker]

Doesnt everyone make a bang list?

Please tell me I'm not the only one who has made a bang list!

Brooke likes to make Hot Lists

[xX-Bronco-Xx]

By bang list do you guys mean the...

"Bang bang" list

or the

"bang Bang" list?

[shanniefly]

Doesnt everyone make a bang list?

Please tell me I'm not the only one who has made a bang list!

Well...I thought you were meaning like a board bang list...I'm not that bad...I mean sure I'm a flirt...a big flirt....

Okay...yes...I'm a horibble nasty flirt, but I am not that bad...

You are not the only one...