Uncle Buck’s Sure-fire List of Enhancing Your CP Status:

[Broncosinindy]

HaHa i found this extremeley amuseing lol..

[Jared]

Jared your costume is awesome, will you be my mentor?

*ZAP*

:devil:

[sneakers]

Hahahhahahahahahhahahahahaaaaaaaa Funny post!!!

[Saddletramp]

Wait, so are you saying that I'm a tittering, conniving, back-stabbing, colluding WOMAN *****?

:nono: Uncle Buck, you just made my list!


*sniffle* -- The worst part is... I didn't see this thread until this morning, and in all 11 pages that were written last night, not 1 single person thought to defend my honor...

I beg your pardon????

[CinnaManMan]

Shannie!

I would have defended you Birdy, but my ninja skills were directed to other things at the time. I am sorry.

*hari-kiri*

[shanniefly]

Awwww, please don’t stomp your little feet like that, Tink!! I just told Birdy I’m sorry! Please see my explanation to her… before this cancer spreads further throughout your network!

If my Birdy accepts your appology...then I will!!!

[buckland]

BUCK...Say sorry to my Birdy!!!

Awwww, please don’t stomp your little feet like that, Tink!! I just told Birdy I’m sorry! Please see my explanation to her… before this cancer spreads further throughout your network!

[buckland]

Wait, so are you saying that I'm a tittering, conniving, back-stabbing, colluding WOMAN *****?

:nono: Uncle Buck, you just made my list!


*sniffle* -- The worst part is... I didn't see this thread until this morning, and in all 11 pages that were written last night, not 1 single person thought to defend my honor...

Now see, that’s what I was talkin’ about! One innocent little comment outta my head and…. And… I made the…the LIST!

You got me ALL wrong, my dear. I was only listing you among the illustrious members of your fair sex that cannot be easily taken advantage of. That was a huge *compliment*, not a slam, see?

But, anyway, Shannie demanded that I say I’m sorry so I will. (I do what I’m told to by Tinkerbelle!)

In the words of the late John Lennon, “I was wrong… or was taken wrong.”

Now, when do I get removed from your awful…list??

[redbirdy80]

BUCK...Say sorry to my Birdy!!!

Shannie!

[shanniefly]

BUCK...Say sorry to my Birdy!!!

[redbirdy80]

I was blinded by his charm

Acctually...LOL...I didn't read it like that...I thought he was saying that you were good ones to go too :doh: ...sorry Birdy...will you ever forgive me...

For YOU, Shannie, anything. *hugs* Uncle Buck, however, has some SERIOUS sucking up to do in order to get off the list.

[shanniefly]

Wait, so are you saying that I'm a tittering, conniving, back-stabbing, colluding WOMAN *****?

:nono: Uncle Buck, you just made my list!


*sniffle* -- The worst part is... I didn't see this thread until this morning, and in all 11 pages that were written last night, not 1 single person thought to defend my honor...

I was blinded by his charm

Acctually...LOL...I didn't read it like that...I thought he was saying that you were good ones to go too :doh: ...sorry Birdy...will you ever forgive me...

[redbirdy80]

If you have more guts than brains, however, venture forth at your own risk. But here is a brief list of femme denizens in here to avoid like Typhoid Mary: Jaws, Kapaibro (sp?), RedBirdy, HW, to name a few. Not that I’ve started up with any of them, but I can just read between the lines here. Oh, and don’t mess with Snapping Turtle. Mess with her (I don’t, she’s underage), and they are likely to claw your eyes out on the way back from the Lady’s Room!

Wait, so are you saying that I'm a tittering, conniving, back-stabbing, colluding WOMAN *****?

:nono: Uncle Buck, you just made my list!


*sniffle* -- The worst part is... I didn't see this thread until this morning, and in all 11 pages that were written last night, not 1 single person thought to defend my honor...

[NickTranOwnz]

Oh, why compete when you can simply PURCHASE this thread? I'd consider, mebbe... wot, all of your CPs (plus your lunch money) per diem, for a month?


...which brings about Rule Number Seven....


7. Never sucker for "thread envy." It will only backfire in the end. A thread like this may seem lucractive; however, it also suffers a very rapid burnout rate....like the mating cylce of the mayfly in June. If you want to invest in a thread that would be a sure money maker for time to come, I'd consider the "cafe."

For example, dear CB Wannabe, you'd be surprised at how few CPs this thread has actually garnered. Oh, I'm sure that most readers out there would think prolly in the kazillions. But, NO, my CP-envious one! (I'd tell you the actual number, but this thread is still on the market)

I'll tell you what...

YOU start a a truly original thread.... sumpin' like "How Many CP's Did Uncle Buck's 'Sure-fire List... Actually Bring In?" and I'll consider sponsoring this thread... for a small fee, of course. Does ten percent or your lunch money sound fair?

F u *sshole.

JK

lol

CB wannabe? A bit harsh

But I may start something like that.

[Skywalker]

Yes, yes, I see, young lady. And BTW, did you know that you have a great future ahead of you? Ever consider going into teaching?

Teaching? What makes you think I'd be a good teacher?

BTW, my biggest fear is public speaking and I hate kids