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  • Idiocy Test.

    Test for Idiocy
    Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?


    Let's find out just how clever you really are....



    Ready? GO!!!



    First Question:

    You are participating in a race You overtake the second person. What position are you in?




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    Answer: If you answered that you are first,
    then you are absolutely wrong!
    If you overtake the second person,
    you take his place, so you are second!

    Try not to screw up next time.
    Now answer the second question,
    but don't take as much time as you took
    for the first one, OK ?

    Second Question:
    If you overtake the last person, then you are...?




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    Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.
    Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


    You're not very good at this, are you?




    Third Question:
    Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
    Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.
    Try it.



    Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
    Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
    Now add 10 . What is the total?




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    Di d you get 5000?

    The correct answer is actually 4100.



    If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
    Today is definitely not your day, is it?
    Maybe you'll get the last question right....
    Maybe.



    Fourth Question:

    Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the! name of the fifth daughter?




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    Did you Answer Nunu?
    NO! Of course it isn't.
    Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



    Okay, now the bonus round:


    A mute person goes into a shop and wants
    to buy a toothbrush.
    By imitating the action of brushing his teeth
    he successfully
    expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

    Next, a blind man comes into the shop who
    wants to buy a pair of sunglasses;
    how does HE indicate what he wants?


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    He just has to open his mouth and ask...
    It's really very simple ... Like you!
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    Adopted player Lindsey

  • #2
    Got all of them except the first one

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    • #3
      I got all but the blind man one.

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      • #4
        I passed the Idiocy test...

        Got 'em all wrong!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by stnzed
          Got 'em all wrong!

          Rofl! Even the daughter one? That, in my opinion at least, is a bad trick question. I didn't think it would fool anyone.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by McKeough
            Rofl! Even the daughter one? That, in my opinion at least, is a bad trick question. I didn't think it would fool anyone.

            <3

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            • #7
              The second question---to a race fan, you would be first, putting the last person a lap down.

              Sorry. That's how my mind works.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by BroncoFaninMD
                The second question---to a race fan, you would be first, putting the last person a lap down.

                Sorry. That's how my mind works.

                Ahaha! That's what went through my head at first, but realizing it was a 'trick question' deal, I had to choose the 'logical' answer.

                Watching the F.C. 500 tomorrow at Bristol, by chance?

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                • #9
                  I got all wrong...

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                  • #10
                    Must be something wrong with the test...I got em right!??!


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                    • #11
                      All wrong except the blind man one.

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                      • #12
                        I got the blind man wrong, but it was only because I didn't know a blind man needed sun glasses.

                        Go Huskers.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by McKeough
                          Ahaha! That's what went through my head at first, but realizing it was a 'trick question' deal, I had to choose the 'logical' answer.

                          Watching the F.C. 500 tomorrow at Bristol, by chance?

                          Yes. Should be interesting with the COT.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Nick7
                            I got the blind man wrong, but it was only because I didn't know a blind man needed sun glasses.

                            Blind people tend to wear sunglasses, in fact more than people who can see do.

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                            • #15
                              That was really interesting.

                              The first 2 were just wack.

                              But I really liked the last 2.

                              and that blind man one was classic!

                              Good quiz Saddle

                              NEG CP for you (if i could)
                              Last edited by BroncoBJ4MVP!!!; 03-25-2007, 01:04 AM.

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