I just cleaned my toilet. It's pretty cool now.

[The Dark Knight]

I am a bachelor that lives by myself and I think it's pretty safe to say that I'm not the cleanest person ever to walk the Earth. You know I probably only clean my apartment every 2 weeks or something like that. I don't clean everything, I just pick stuff up and make sure all the dishes are done and what not.
One thing I tend to let go is my toilet. Call me crazy but I don't get excited cleaning it all the time so I tend to let go longer than it should. Before I started on it, it had all these calcium and lime deposits on the inside and it looked like nothing short of a power sander would get that stuff off. So I went to the store with the intent of just buying supplies to clean my ****ter. I ended buying like 6 or 7 products and spending 30 bucks on it. When I came home I just poured all that stuff in there and dropped a couple pellets in the tank and let it sit for awhile. I think I almost started some volatile chemical reaction because there was this big blue foam that heaping over the toilet seat. If I didn't flush it just then, it surely would have spilled over and devoured some of the flooring. Anyway, I am proud to say that the cleaning of my toilet is complete and that now my crapper is the cleanest object in my house. Feel free to come over and take a dump.




Benny

[bronco jock]

bad dumper

my old can was used in a scene in the movie trainspotting it was that bad, i swear!

[The Dark Knight]

Re: bad dumper

Originally posted by bronco jock
my old can was used in a scene in the movie trainspotting it was that bad, i swear!

Yikes, that is a bad ****ter.

:0

[Perry1977]

If the foaming blue substance came out when you were actually using the can, I would be worried. Sounds like everything came out okay (no pun intended of course...nevermind...yes it was.)

[The Dark Knight]

Originally posted by Perry1977
If the foaming blue substance came out when you were actually using the can, I would be worried. Sounds like everything came out okay (no pun intended of course...nevermind...yes it was.)

Nahh, I wasn't using it at the time. I just dumped all that crap(no pun intended) in there and walked away.

[rcsodak]

What next?????

The Biggest Turd EVER!!!?

[Jim]

Originally posted by rcsodak
What next?????

The Biggest Turd EVER!!!?

Might of had one of those this morning. I measured it and I wont give out the size until someone gives me thiers to compete with.

[The Dark Knight]

Originally posted by Jim
Might of had one of those this morning. I measured it and I wont give out the size until someone gives me thiers to compete with.

14.7 Kilometers


It backed up traffic from here to Ames Iowa.

[NOLABroncofan]

Just wanted to say that you are like most bachelors ( myself included ). I spent quite a bit of time in the Corps.... We conducted "field day" weekly on Thursday nights. I won't go into details on the hell they put us through. Suffice it to say that the bks. rooms were clean enough for the Virgin Mary herself to eat off the floor when we were done. I always detested being told when and how to clean. Once I left, I became content to follow a similar routine that you do... bi-weekly with a general pick up of all the crap.

I have noticed recently though that the female friends I have are more apt to pick up after me as long as I'm not a complete slob. One in particular loves to cook ( go figure ). She just pops in.... next thing I know, she's unloading groceries and gets to cooking some dish that I can't even pronounce. No sexual relationship involved... she seems just happy to get the "Thank you" hug at the end of the evening. Note: On this note.... if you have a similar friend... ensure that you sit in the kitchen with her while she's cooking and listen to her b!tch about her day, boyfriend, ect... ( they love this )

Laslty, similar to you... I had an extreme sense of pride the day I got up a half hour early for work and scrubbed the hell outta my tub. I'ts amazing the amount of crap that builds up in there.

Nuff said...

[The Dark Knight]

Originally posted by NOLABroncofan
Just wanted to say that you are like most bachelors ( myself included ). I spent quite a bit of time in the Corps.... We conducted "field day" weekly on Thursday nights. I won't go into details on the hell they put us through. Suffice it to say that the bks. rooms were clean enough for the Virgin Mary herself to eat off the floor when we were done. I always detested being told when and how to clean. Once I left, I became content to follow a similar routine that you do... bi-weekly with a general pick up of all the crap.

I have noticed recently though that the female friends I have are more apt to pick up after me as long as I'm not a complete slob. One in particular loves to cook ( go figure ). She just pops in.... next thing I know, she's unloading groceries and gets to cooking some dish that I can't even pronounce. No sexual relationship involved... she seems just happy to get the "Thank you" hug at the end of the evening. Note: On this note.... if you have a similar friend... ensure that you sit in the kitchen with her while she's cooking and listen to her b!tch about her day, boyfriend, ect... ( they love this )

Laslty, similar to you... I had an extreme sense of pride the day I got up a half hour early for work and scrubbed the hell outta my tub. I'ts amazing the amount of crap that builds up in there.

Nuff said...

Wow, those are some pretty cool chicks.
We don't get that in these parts. Must be that southern hospitality thing.

[NOLABroncofan]

Originally posted by The Dark Knight
Wow, those are some pretty cool chicks.
We don't get that in these parts. Must be that southern hospitality thing.

Go Figure.... I'm like the male version of "Dear Abby". They tell me the problem... I listen... and give advice. For some ungodly reason, I'm pretty good at it. It was the same way for me in Alaska, so I don't think it's a southern thing. </shrug>

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[The Dark Knight]

Originally posted by NOLABroncofan
Go Figure.... I'm like the male version of "Dear Abby". They tell me the problem... I listen... and give advice. For some ungodly reason, I'm pretty good at it. It was the same way for me in Alaska, so I don't think it's a southern thing. </shrug>

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Ohh I see.
Well good job outta you then.

[BlueDamsel]

Hey Benny - Wanna come clean my house? I'll clean the bathroom, you can do general upkeep of the rest of the place.

Personally, I prefer to clean the bathroom - the rest of my house can be a mess, but I pretty much have the bathroom clean enough to eat in - which I refuse to do - If food or drink go into the bathroom, they go into the garbage. That's the one thing I'm (no pun intended) really anal about.

[horsesense]

I hear ya BD. Restroom, and kitchen must be ready for inspection at all times.

[NOLABroncofan]

Originally posted by horsesense
I hear ya BD. Restroom, and kitchen must be ready for inspection at all times.

/bleh... I need to carpet the entire apt. I DETEST cleaning floors. If not for that, my place would be fairly pleasant.

Nuff said...