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    As comic relief from an otherwise serious forum, how bout a spin off thread from the http://forums.denverbroncos.com/showthread.php?t=89827 thread. I noticed some very funny ones in there like the one by str8jacket. that was great

    my job: Cable guy

    What I spike: My wrench
    #swapping

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    Job: High School Teacher

    What I Spike: My Coffee

    it's the only way to get through a day dealing with trying to teach stoichiometry to 120 9th graders

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    • #3
      Real Estate office loan manager

      various spikers: staplers, people's credit reports, calculators
      Ready for the friggen season already!

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      • #4
        high school dance chaperone; the punch


        "Don't let anyone say you can't do anything. Look what Dee achieved in 24 years."
        We all Miss you D-Will and Damien. RIP Broncos forever. :salute:

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        • #5
          pitbull breeder; their collars

          sorry


          "Don't let anyone say you can't do anything. Look what Dee achieved in 24 years."
          We all Miss you D-Will and Damien. RIP Broncos forever. :salute:

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          • #6
            Job: Architects
            Spike: Clients who think drawing changes are free of cost.

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            • #7
              Raider Hater

              Their heads

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              • #8
                I own Budget Rent A Car and Trucks

                what i spike: peoples debit cards when they dont clear after returning my cars. sometimes i'll spike the random chain smoking customer that leaves ashes all over the dash board.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Giveemlove
                  Real Estate office loan manager

                  various spikers: staplers, people's credit reports, calculators
                  Alright....update: TELEPHONES.

                  It just happened. First time ever.Have never intentionally threw a phone.

                  Loan was approved, set to close and the stinkin underwriter calls and says new guidelines just kicked the loan out of their programs. Said underwriter now has a full understanding of curse words and the word WORTHLESS. (Once a loan is locked and ready to close, they're not supposted to use NEW guidelines in underwriting the loan.)

                  Sooooo, the phone "slipped" out of my hand on its way back to the cradle. My boss came in and said now he remembers why he has never intentionally pissed me off.
                  Ready for the friggen season already!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by flosstein
                    As comic relief from an otherwise serious forum, how bout a spin off thread from the http://forums.denverbroncos.com/showthread.php?t=89827 thread. I noticed some very funny ones in there like the one by str8jacket. that was great

                    my job: Cable guy

                    What I spike: My wrench

                    My job: High School Teacher

                    What I spike: After I grade a students test I like to spike my red pen then lunge at the student, point at him, and do the classic throat slash!
                    "I reject your reality and substitute my own"
                    - Mythbusters

                    "Go America... Go Broncos"
                    - Stan, South Park

                    I cheer for three teams EVERY WEEK! The Broncos and whoever is playing the Raiders and the Patriots.
                    - Me

                    God Bless the United States of America!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Giveemlove
                      Alright....update: TELEPHONES.

                      It just happened. First time ever.Have never intentionally threw a phone.

                      Loan was approved, set to close and the stinkin underwriter calls and says new guidelines just kicked the loan out of their programs. Said underwriter now has a full understanding of curse words and the word WORTHLESS. (Once a loan is locked and ready to close, they're not supposted to use NEW guidelines in underwriting the loan.)

                      Sooooo, the phone "slipped" out of my hand on its way back to the cradle. My boss came in and said now he remembers why he has never intentionally pissed me off.


                      i did loans for 8 years, commercial and residential. i know the frustration, especially in a soft market. underwriters are the worst!
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                      • #12
                        Paralegal

                        I spike a stake through peoples hearts when I send them their bill

                        Bartender

                        I spike everyones drinks

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by DenBronx
                          i did loans for 8 years, commercial and residential. i know the frustration, especially in a soft market. underwriters are the worst!

                          I hate em. What the hell are ya supposed to tell a client when yesterday they were set for a Friday close, and now all the sudden they don't qualify??:brick:

                          For some reason, you would think that commercial would be a lot tougher, but I never have these issues on commercial deals, only residential.....now I remember why I told myself 6 months ago that I was done with residential.
                          Ready for the friggen season already!

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                          • #14
                            Job: Technology Analyst

                            I spike: Apple's new iPod phone. Whoops
                            Rest in Peace, Darrent and Damien. You will be forever in our thoughts

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                            • #15
                              My Job: Golf Professional

                              What I Spike: Uncooperative golf clubs
                              Goal Line Blitz - Football MMORPG

                              http://goallineblitz.com/game/signup.pl?ref=29101449

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