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As comic relief from an otherwise serious forum, how bout a spin off thread from the http://forums.denverbroncos.com/showthread.php?t=89827 thread. I noticed some very funny ones in there like the one by str8jacket. that was great
what i spike: peoples debit cards when they dont clear after returning my cars. sometimes i'll spike the random chain smoking customer that leaves ashes all over the dash board.
various spikers: staplers, people's credit reports, calculators
Alright....update: TELEPHONES.
It just happened. First time ever.Have never intentionally threw a phone.
Loan was approved, set to close and the stinkin underwriter calls and says new guidelines just kicked the loan out of their programs. Said underwriter now has a full understanding of curse words and the word WORTHLESS. (Once a loan is locked and ready to close, they're not supposted to use NEW guidelines in underwriting the loan.)
Sooooo, the phone "slipped" out of my hand on its way back to the cradle. My boss came in and said now he remembers why he has never intentionally pissed me off.
As comic relief from an otherwise serious forum, how bout a spin off thread from the http://forums.denverbroncos.com/showthread.php?t=89827 thread. I noticed some very funny ones in there like the one by str8jacket. that was great
my job: Cable guy
What I spike: My wrench
My job: High School Teacher
What I spike: After I grade a students test I like to spike my red pen then lunge at the student, point at him, and do the classic throat slash!
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Mythbusters
"Go America... Go Broncos" - Stan, South Park
I cheer for three teams EVERY WEEK! The Broncos and whoever is playing the Raiders and the Patriots. - Me
It just happened. First time ever.Have never intentionally threw a phone.
Loan was approved, set to close and the stinkin underwriter calls and says new guidelines just kicked the loan out of their programs. Said underwriter now has a full understanding of curse words and the word WORTHLESS. (Once a loan is locked and ready to close, they're not supposted to use NEW guidelines in underwriting the loan.)
Sooooo, the phone "slipped" out of my hand on its way back to the cradle. My boss came in and said now he remembers why he has never intentionally pissed me off.
i did loans for 8 years, commercial and residential. i know the frustration, especially in a soft market. underwriters are the worst!
i did loans for 8 years, commercial and residential. i know the frustration, especially in a soft market. underwriters are the worst!
I hate em. What the hell are ya supposed to tell a client when yesterday they were set for a Friday close, and now all the sudden they don't qualify??:brick:
For some reason, you would think that commercial would be a lot tougher, but I never have these issues on commercial deals, only residential.....now I remember why I told myself 6 months ago that I was done with residential.
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