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  • Men never listen.

    In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get
    into the men ' s restroom, but it had always been occupied.

    A nurse noticed his predicament.
    Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

    He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he
    had promised not to touch.

    Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR.

    Who would know if he touched them?

    He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon
    his bottom.

    What a nice feeling, he thought. Men ' s restrooms don ' t have nice
    things like this.

    Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air
    replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

    When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed
    his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable
    pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

    When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn ' t wait to push
    the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

    Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

    "What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was
    pushing the ATR button.

    "The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your manhood is
    under your pillow."

    Thanks for the Sig "rjent"sigpic

  • #2
    sorry, what did you say?

    "Don't let anyone say you can't do anything. Look what Dee achieved in 24 years."
    We all Miss you D-Will and Damien. RIP Broncos forever. :salute:


    • #3

      I'm sorry did you say something?
      Adopted player Lindsey


      • #4
        A big Ouch. Simply ouch.
        Emancipate your mind!
        The People's Poster


        • #5
          That's what he gets for being balls out.


          • #6
            Wowsers. Remind me to never push the ATR button lol