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    Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Emilee a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby Very diligently, Emilee did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
    The paramedic then thanked Emilee for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Emilee quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......... spank him again!"

    If you didn't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you
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    there never has been any hope for me and you and everybody here knows that.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Saddletramp










      there never has been any hope for me and you and everybody here knows that.
      Oh, I have a feeling that one day a magical cricket will visit you at night and show you the way! All you have to do is clap and believe in magic!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by MasterShake
        Oh, I have a feeling that one day a magical cricket will visit you at night and show you the way! All you have to do is clap and believe in magic!
        Maybe a woman and a bike will help!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by CinnaMunMun
          Maybe a woman and a bike will help!

          Well, I just found a little magic! Thanks CinnaMunMun!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by MasterShake
            and believe in magic!
            do you believe in magic ? In a young girls heart........... ahhhhhh good songs back in the day.......
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            • #7
              Originally posted by DawgFanatic
              do you believe in magic ? In a young girls heart........... ahhhhhh good songs back in the day.......
              Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak treee!

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              • #8
                Thanks for making me laugh and starting my day off right!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by CinnaMunMun
                  Maybe a woman and a bike will help!

                  Red is so gonna hurt you for this one. I dont think we would share me with anyone.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Saddletramp
                    Red is so gonna hurt you for this one. I dont think we would share me with anyone.
                    But would you share her???


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                    • #11
                      i dont know about kids...

                      but i dont want to see people giving birth...



                      spank the parents for 'doing it'...


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                      • #12
                        Damn, Rev, I thought you were asking a serious question for a sec there
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Den21-Bal19
                          Damn, Rev, I thought you were asking a serious question for a sec there


                          dont be silly...

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