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  • How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi

    1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
    2. You have used your light saber to open and cook a can of pork and beans.
    3. You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
    4. At least one wing of your X-Wing fighter is primer-colored.
    5. There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
    6. You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
    7. You can easily describe the taste of Ewok.
    8. You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
    9. You think that the Stormtrooper Elite Guards are just KKK members with really
    good sheets.
    10. A peaceful meditation session is one without gas.
    11. You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not The Force.
    12. Your master has said, ''My finger you will pull..hmmm?''
    13. You have had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
    14. You have lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit.
    15. The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
    16. Wookies are offended by your B.O.
    17. You have used The Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to
    wait for a commercial.
    18. You have used The Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
    19. You have used a light saber to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of
    beer.
    20. Your father told you, ''Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side...it'll be a
    hoot.''
    21. You've had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to light a
    bar-b-que.



  • #2
    I guess I would have to watch star wars to find this funny

    I saw part of one once. and part of another one on TV. I guess certain things interest different people.
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    • #3
      I created something like this not that long ago.

      It died quicker than a obese fly.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Bronco_Armada
        I guess I would have to watch star wars to find this funny

        I saw part of one once. and part of another one on TV. I guess certain things interest different people.
        Its no surprise I find it funny then, huh?
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        • #5
          Originally posted by shanniefly
          12. Your master has said, ''My finger you will pull..hmmm?''
          LMAO!! This one made me spit Pepsi on my monitor. Too Funny.
          :usa: *** God Bless Our Military Men And Women*** :usa:

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          • #6
            Originally posted by BroncoManiac_69
            LMAO!! This one made me spit Pepsi on my monitor. Too Funny.
            Hehehe..... i laughed at that image! And you know you could hear Yoda saying it in that graveley little Fozzie Bear voice!
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            I adopted Skywalker

            I have been adopted by Chris Wade

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            • #7
              Pretty funny

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              • #8
                I laughed
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                • #9
                  I thought most of them were funny.

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