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    Welcome to El Restaurante, the world's best restaurant in NickTranOwnz's opinion. Table for how many?

    Welllllll the Cafe is a bit too casual for me. Plus it's full of the drunk late-night scum (just kidding ). Here at El Restaurante, this is where CLASSY people go, like LT (not!) and Champ Bailey.

    So bust out that tux, learn to tie that tie, and spit-shine those shoes!

    Plus, I cook an AWESOME and very mean internet omelette

    Now open!

    -Staff-
    Head Dude - NickTranOwnz
    Hat and Coat Taker and Valet Parking Dude - Buckland
    Bartender Dudette - Cali
    Also hiring!

    Soooooooo anyone wanna eat?

    We can also talk about cool things. Such as hotties, coffee, football, and more hotties.

    EL RESTAURANTE FACILITIES
    Gelatto Pool
    Juice Pool (juice inside can be changed!)
    Cucumber Massage Room (literally, you get massaged with a cucumber)
    Bar (we also have designated drivers)
    Night Club (time to get it on single men!)
    Ball Room (where you can have a ball, literally)
    and of course,
    The Main Dining Room(s)
    Private rooms or booths can be requested.
    Last edited by NickTranOwnz; 04-15-2007, 12:31 PM.

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    You'll be eating negs


    No one messes with the Cafe.
    Rest in Peace, Darrent and Damien. You will be forever in our thoughts

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    • #3
      Originally posted by SmithOverTO
      You'll be eating negs


      No one messes with the Cafe.
      Aw damit. If I get one more neg, I'm gonna delete this.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by NickTranOwnz
        Welcome to El Restaurante, the world's best restaurant in NickTranOwnz's opinion. Table for how many?

        Welllllll the Cafe is a bit too casual for me. Plus it's full of the drunk late-night scum (just kidding ). Here at El Restaurante, this is where CLASSY people go, like LT (not!) and Champ Bailey.

        So bust out that tux, learn to tie that tie, and spit-shine those shoes!

        Plus, I cook an AWESOME and very mean internet omelette

        Now open!

        Also hiring!

        Soooooooo anyone wanna eat?

        We can also talk about cool things. Such as hotties, coffee, football, and more hotties.
        I hate to lay this on you, Nick, but ma and pa restaurant start-up's have a failure rate of 17% (according to very old stats, at least)

        But, nice try!
        Life, for me, has been an ongoing education. When Graduation Day arrives, my diploma will be my death certificate.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by buckland
          I hate to lay this on you, Nick, but ma and pa restaurant start-up's have a failure rate of 17% (according to very old stats, at least)

          But, nice try!
          Then again, most percentages are made up on the spot

          Anddddddd this isn't a Ma and Pa restaurant.

          It's a Pa restaurant! Well not really.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by NickTranOwnz
            Then again, most percentages are made up on the spot

            Anddddddd this isn't a Ma and Pa restaurant.

            It's a Pa restaurant! Well not really.
            Well, just so it ain't a "paw" restaurant!
            Life, for me, has been an ongoing education. When Graduation Day arrives, my diploma will be my death certificate.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by buckland
              Well, just so it ain't a "paw" restaurant!
              Sooooooo wanna order something? I cook allllllllllll kinds of ethnic foods

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              • #8
                I wanna work here!!
                white sox are done, broncos looking strong, lakers gonna win it all again.

                Originally posted by raylewis52
                you guys are the saddest team in nfl right now! 8-8 will win the west,.thats just a joke. there will be 6-8 teams sitting home with better records,
                smart fans, eh?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by darrent/hero
                  I wanna work here!!
                  Okay!

                  You can be the guy who takes their coats and opens doors and the valet parking guy.

                  You 1 percent of the earnings.

                  And you don't get to keep the tips.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by NickTranOwnz
                    Sooooooo wanna order something? I cook allllllllllll kinds of ethnic foods
                    OK, I'll have an order of batter fried prawns from the Louisiana Gulf...with sweet and sour sauce on the side. Hold the fries... gimme a bowl of clam chowder for the appetizer. BTW, I want a BOOTH, not the cattle car section! And a Jennifer Lopez video would not hurt either.
                    Life, for me, has been an ongoing education. When Graduation Day arrives, my diploma will be my death certificate.

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                    • #11
                      I want a cow.

                      Live

                      Smelly

                      And Mooey.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by xX-Bronco-Xx
                        I want a cow.

                        Live

                        Smelly

                        And Mooey.
                        Uhhh, my take is that he was not startin' up a brothel.
                        Life, for me, has been an ongoing education. When Graduation Day arrives, my diploma will be my death certificate.

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                        • #13
                          *fries up some Louisiana prawns and cooks up some fresh clam chowder*
                          *also buys a 60 inch plasma tv with J-Lo movies*

                          Here ya go!

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                          • #14
                            Good stuff. Maybe I wont get ignored in this thread

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by JayCutler4MVP!!!
                              Good stuff. Maybe I wont get ignored in this thread
                              I would've thought my long name I gave you would show how much we appreciate you...I spent alot of time on that name.
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