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  • Woman's Diet

    BREAKFAST
    1/2 grapefruit
    1 slice whole wheat toast
    8 oz glass skim milk

    LUNCH
    4 oz lean broiled chicken breast
    1 cup steamed zucchini
    1 Oreo cookie

    MID-AFTERNOON SNACK
    rest of the package of Oreo cookies
    1 quart Rocky Road ice cream
    1 jar hot fudge

    DINNER
    2 loaves garlic bread
    1 large pepperoni & mushroom pizza
    1 large pitcher of beer
    3 Milky Way candy bars
    1 entire cheesecake

    DIET TIPS
    1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories
    2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar,
    they cancel each other out.
    3. When eating with someone else, calories dont count
    if you both eat the same amount.
    4. Foods used for medicinal purpose have no calories.
    These include any chocolate used for energy,
    brandy, cheesecake, and ice cream.
    5. Cookie pieces contain no calories, because breakage
    causes the calories to leak out.
    6. If you eat food from someone else's plate, the
    calories don't count.
    7. Movie related snacks are much lower in calories because
    they are part of the entertainment, and not ones
    of personal fuel.
    Go Huskers.

  • #2
    I saw this on the web last night, and was thinking of posting it.....










    ......but I don't like sleeping with one eye open.....
    "It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate,
    tireless minority keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of
    men."

    -- Samuel Adams

    sigpicJacks RULE!!!!!!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by rcsodak
      I saw this on the web last night, and was thinking of posting it....



      ......but I don't like sleeping with one eye open.....


      It's true.....

      All of it.....
      COPYWRITED MATERIAL Copyright © 1975 by Dr Velcro

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      • #4
        mmmmmmmm cheesecake!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by calibroncogrl47
          mmmmmmmm cheesecake!

          And the pizza....

          Yes.
          COPYWRITED MATERIAL Copyright © 1975 by Dr Velcro

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          • #6
            yummy! Pie!!!!!!!!
            Tony G


            The Chefs

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            • #7
              DIET TIPS
              1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories
              2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar,
              they cancel each other out.
              3. When eating with someone else, calories dont count
              if you both eat the same amount.
              4. Foods used for medicinal purpose have no calories.
              These include any chocolate used for energy,
              brandy, cheesecake, and ice cream.
              5. Cookie pieces contain no calories, because breakage
              causes the calories to leak out.
              6. If you eat food from someone else's plate, the
              calories don't count.
              7. Movie related snacks are much lower in calories because
              they are part of the entertainment, and not ones
              of personal fuel.
              __________________

              red told me these were the best rules ever.


              I have no idea why either.
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              Adopted player Lindsey

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