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    For those who have pets, or for those
    contemplating getting one or two, consider this..........

    Where do pets come from?


    A newly discovered chapter in the Book of
    Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?"

    Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more.
    We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you
    love us."

    And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will
    accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of
    yourselves."

    And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
    And it was a good animal. And God was pleased.

    And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

    And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

    And God said, " I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."

    And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them
    And they were comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail.


    After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved,
    But perhaps too well"

    And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."

    And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

    And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

    And Adam and Eve learned humility. And they were greatly improved.


    And God was pleased . And Dog was happy. And Cat didn't give a hoot one way or the other.


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  • #2
    oh my...another ''god'' theory...
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    • #3



      too true Good find, CP when I recharge
      Rest in Peace, Darrent and Damien. You will be forever in our thoughts

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      • #4
        Dogs have owners, cats have slaves.
        President of the GPA, Head of Mainland Europe Chapter




        formerly Officially Adopted by saltybuggah
        I adopted Skywalker

        I have been adopted by Chris Wade

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        • #5
          Originally posted by DawgFanatic
          oh my...another ''god'' theory...
          Its a joke dude!!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by horsesense
            Its a joke dude!!
            Shhh. Just let him sulk. After all, the sky is falling.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by horsesense
              Its a joke dude!!
              oh i see

              I stopped reading when it said ''adam and eve''

              munmun, there have been reports that the sky is falling ...
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              • #8
                Originally posted by DawgFanatic
                oh i see

                I stopped reading when it said ''adam and eve''

                munmun, there have been reports that the sky is falling ...
                The sky is falling was the talk of the town here after the draft.

                You Browns probably didn't have to hear it though, I bet your board was estatic.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by DawgFanatic
                  oh my...another ''god'' theory...
                  With a twist! :thumb: Really funny, thank you draco!
                  "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

                  John Stuart Mill (Look him up )

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by DawgFanatic
                    oh my...another ''god'' theory...

                    oh my...another "atheist" theory...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Kapaibro
                      Dogs have owners, cats have slaves.

                      Who's the cat's slave, a dog?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by silkamilkamonic
                        Who's the cat's slave, a dog?
                        cat owners... er i guess they are self-recruiting slaves.

                        dogs ftw


                        "Don't let anyone say you can't do anything. Look what Dee achieved in 24 years."
                        We all Miss you D-Will and Damien. RIP Broncos forever. :salute:

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by silkamilkamonic
                          oh my...another "atheist" theory...


























                          sorry my cp are only worth two points.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by draco193
                            For those who have pets, or for those
                            contemplating getting one or two, consider this..........

                            Where do pets come from?


                            A newly discovered chapter in the Book of
                            Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?"

                            Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more.
                            We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you
                            love us."

                            And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will
                            accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of
                            yourselves."

                            And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
                            And it was a good animal. And God was pleased.

                            And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

                            And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

                            And God said, " I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."

                            And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them
                            And they were comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail.


                            After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved,
                            But perhaps too well"

                            And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."

                            And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

                            And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

                            And Adam and Eve learned humility. And they were greatly improved.


                            And God was pleased . And Dog was happy. And Cat didn't give a hoot one way or the other.


                            Good Stuff draco,I enjoyed reading this

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by silkamilkamonic
                              Who's the cat's slave, a dog?
                              That would be the 'owners'.

                              Just ask AZ which of his pets he owns, and which ones own him.
                              President of the GPA, Head of Mainland Europe Chapter




                              formerly Officially Adopted by saltybuggah
                              I adopted Skywalker

                              I have been adopted by Chris Wade

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