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    This morning on the Interstate,
    I looked over to my left and there was a
    Woman

    In a brand new
    Cadillac


    Doing 65 mph


    With her
    Face up next to her

    Rear view mirror

    Putting on her eyeliner.

    I looked away

    For a couple seconds !


    And when I looked back she was

    Halfway over in my lane,


    Still working on that makeup.


    As a man,

    I don't scare easily.


    But she scared me so much;
    I dropped




    My electric shaver,


    Which knocked

    The donut

    Out of my other hand.

    In all
    The confusion of trying




    To straighten out the car


    Using my knees against
    The steering wheel,


    it knocked

    my cell phone


    away from my ear


    which fell


    into the coffee

    between my legs,


    splashed,


    and burned


    Big Joe and the Twins,


    ruined the darn phone,


    soaked my trousers,


    and disconnected an




    important call.


    Darn women drivers



    Thanks for the Sig "rjent"sigpic

  • #2
    LOL...I have read that before but whats sad is there
    are really drivers out there like this
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    • #3
      Ummm



      *Shuts up and walks out of thread silently.*
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      • #4
        Same thing happened to me... Except I dropped my shaver and now i'm rocking the Fu-Manchu!

        Al Davis leads yet another squad to the brink of mediocrity.

        Code Of Conduct
        ARTICLE VI: I will never forget that I am an American, fighting for freedom, responsible for my actions, and dedicated to the principles which made my country free. I will trust in my God and in the United States Of America.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Davii
          Same thing happened to me... Except I dropped my shaver and now i'm rocking the Fu-Manchu!
          so are Big Joe and the twins okay........
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          • #6
            Originally posted by KCLadyFan
            so are Big Joe and the twins okay........
            Big joe is rocking the soul patch!

            Al Davis leads yet another squad to the brink of mediocrity.

            Code Of Conduct
            ARTICLE VI: I will never forget that I am an American, fighting for freedom, responsible for my actions, and dedicated to the principles which made my country free. I will trust in my God and in the United States Of America.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Davii
              Big joe is rocking the soul patch!

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              • #8
                I guess that we better watch out for the Asian-American drivers and elderly too!

                Are you kidding me? You can't generalize something from an individual incident. The fact is, anyone doing something distractable (putting on make-up, or watching a DVD on a screen in an SUV, or sipping coffee, or many other things...) is dangerous behind the wheel.

                In fact, just having a cell-phone conversation is dangerous (even hands free). In fact, in Chicago using a regular cell phone is not allowed legally on the road (hands free is a must). The research says that it is the fact that having a conversation that is separate from a person in the car is the culprit, not whether the phone is a regular one or if u are using a hands free phone.

                check it out: http://www.blackwell-synergy.com/doi...467-9280.00386

                Go Broncos, make me keep believing this year

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by KCLadyFan
                  so are Big Joe and the twins okay........

                  I knew you'd ask that!


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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by kcarr26
                    I knew you'd ask that!


                    hey I take offense to that...
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by KCLadyFan
                      hey I take offense to that...
                      haha well I'm sorry.. I didn't mean for it to be that way.

                      It just reminded me of the ..


                      haha nevermind.. i dug a hole.

                      go ahead... neg me if you like.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by 16milehigh87
                        This morning on the Interstate,
                        I looked over to my left and there was a
                        Woman

                        In a brand new
                        Cadillac


                        Doing 65 mph


                        With her
                        Face up next to her

                        Rear view mirror

                        Putting on her eyeliner.

                        I looked away

                        For a couple seconds !


                        And when I looked back she was

                        Halfway over in my lane,


                        Still working on that makeup.


                        As a man,

                        I don't scare easily.


                        But she scared me so much;
                        I dropped




                        My electric shaver,


                        Which knocked

                        The donut

                        Out of my other hand.

                        In all
                        The confusion of trying




                        To straighten out the car


                        Using my knees against
                        The steering wheel,


                        it knocked

                        my cell phone


                        away from my ear


                        which fell


                        into the coffee

                        between my legs,


                        splashed,


                        and burned


                        Big Joe and the Twins,


                        ruined the darn phone,


                        soaked my trousers,


                        and disconnected an




                        important call.


                        Darn women drivers



                        Thats was pretty darn funny!!!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by kcarr26
                          haha well I'm sorry.. I didn't mean for it to be that way.

                          It just reminded me of the ..


                          haha nevermind.. i dug a hole.

                          go ahead... neg me if you like.
                          no just kidding...hey its not my fault that the joke was posted
                          Tony G


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                          • #14
                            Haha what I was really waiting for was someone to say


                            Were you takin one of those hallucinogens that made that guy chop off his warrior of love?!


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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by kcarr26
                              Haha what I was really waiting for was someone to say


                              Were you takin one of those hallucinogens that made that guy chop off his
                              warrior of love?!


                              Tony G


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