John McClane vs the Death Star

[The Dark Knight]

The admiral has hastily directed his men to apprehend the vigilante wreaking havoc upon his brand new battlestation. "We must capture this renegade before he causes any more trouble on the Death Star. Our first target, Earth, will be in range in 24 hours. He must be stopped by then. If we fail, the Emperor will come here and punish us personally."
Behind them they hear a set of blast doors open. The admiral and his legion of storm troopers turn and see a horrifying sight. There sits Darth Vader, slumped over dead in a chair. He is wearing a Santa hat, and something is written in blood on Darth Vader's black cape. As they unfurl it, the admiral reads the message:

"Ho Ho Ho. Now I have a light saber!"

So, with Darth Vader out of the picture, and the Emperor "far, far away" (thus no Force to speak of), can John McClane stop the Death Star before it reaches Earth?

John McClane vs The Death Star


My money's on John.

Yippe Kai Yea motherf_cker!

[Coolhand727]

you know mclane would win. all he needed was a snub-nose .38 and two bullets to bring down a chopper. think of the damage he could do with a blaster and two.....laser thingies.

[The Dark Knight]

Originally posted by Coolhand727
you know mclane would win. all he needed was a snub-nose .38 and two bullets to bring down a chopper. think of the damage he could do with a blaster and two.....laser thingies.

And of course he'd be bloody as **** by the end.

[RunByDesign]

My vote goes to McCllane.