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    > > > > > Subject: this has real merit!
    > > > > >
    > > > > >
    > > > > >To all my friends:
    > > > > >
    > > > > > A friend sent me this. It sounds to me like you would be almost
    > > forced
    > > > to
    > > > > >do your patriotic duty on this one.
    > > > > >
    > > > > >MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY
    > > > > >
    > > > > > AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE
    ANY
    > > > WOMAN
    > > > > >OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE
    > ASKED
    > > TO
    > > > > >WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY
    > > > NEIGHBORHOOD
    > > > > >TERRORISTS.
    > > > > >CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS
    > ANTI-TERRORIST
    > > > > >EFFORT.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF
    THEIR
    > > > HOUSE
    > > > > >TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THEY THINK ITS
    OKAY
    > > TO
    > > > > >SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL
    > > AMERICAN
    > > > > >WOMEN.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD
    > 6-PACK
    > > > AT
    > > > > >YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT
    > > TERRORISTS
    > > > > >AND APPLAUDS YOUR ARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > GOD BLESS AMERICA.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.
    "It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate,
    tireless minority keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of
    men."

    -- Samuel Adams

    sigpicJacks RULE!!!!!!

  • #2
    Re: Patriotic Duty

    Originally posted by rcsodak
    [B IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON. [/B]

    Wow. Who would have thought that our weapon of mass destruction was boobies.

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    • #3
      Re: Re: Patriotic Duty

      Originally posted by The Dark Knight
      Wow. Who would have thought that our weapon of mass destruction was boobies.
      Lmao, I'm sure as hell Ok with it! :p
      sigpic

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      • #4
        Me and my lawn chair are flying to california. Preferably I'll be one one of the good beaches. God Bless America!
        Sprite? Good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down with?

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        • #5
          Re: Re: Patriotic Duty

          <--------the root of all evil.

          Originally posted by The Dark Knight
          Wow. Who would have thought that our weapon of mass destruction was boobies.
          Originally posted by boltzpride619
          What's so funny is seeing all this mess that the Donks and the fans have placed on themselves. Can you say Raiders.

          Originally posted by RunByDesign
          True comedy is observing the Self Imploding Organization that is the Raiders and then asking yourself this question:

          What separates them (Raiders) from us (Chargers)

          Answer: Championships.

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          • #6
            Re: Re: Re: Patriotic Duty

            Originally posted by RunByDesign
            <--------the root of all evil.

            Damn women.


            I love women.
            I mean I absolutely LOVE women.

            And that's why I hate them so much.

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            • #7
              You don't have to lie Dark, damn. :p
              sigpic

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              • #8
                Did ya'll relay this?
                "It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate,
                tireless minority keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of
                men."

                -- Samuel Adams

                sigpicJacks RULE!!!!!!

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