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  • The fairy tale...

    This is the fairy tale that I read to the girls:



    Once upon a time


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    in a land far away,


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    a beautiful, independent,

    self-assured princess


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    happened upon a frog as she sat

    contemplating ecological issues

    on the shores of an unpolluted pond

    in a verdant meadow near her castle.


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    The frog hopped into the princess' lap

    and said: " Elegant Lady,

    I was once a handsome prince,

    until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.


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    One kiss from you, however,

    and I will turn back

    into the dapper, young prince that I am


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    and then, my sweet, we can marry


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    and set up housekeeping in your castle


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    with my mother,


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    where you can prepare my meals,


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    clean my clothes, bear my children,


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    and forever feel


    grateful and happy doing so. "

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    That night,

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    as the princess dined sumptuously

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    on lightly sauteed frog legs

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    seasoned in a white wine

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    and onion cream sauce,

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    she chuckled and thought to herself:

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    I don't freakin think so.



  • #2
    Im sure the frog was pretty unhOppy about all that.

    Very cute Shanniefly.

    Did you notice what type of shoes the frog was wearing?

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    • #3
      Hahaha

      Great story...I'll have to read it to my kids!

      Thanks for the laugh...

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      • #4
        Originally posted by horsesense
        Im sure the frog was pretty unhOppy about all that.


        Originally posted by horsesense
        Very cute Shanniefly.
        I get that a lot

        Originally posted by horsesense
        Did you notice what type of shoes the frog was wearing?
        Nooooo...but the princess was wearing orange boots...


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        • #5
          Originally posted by dare2bme
          Great story...I'll have to read it to my kids!

          Thanks for the laugh...
          Why is it the people I love are the only ones that find me funny...


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          • #6
            Nooooo...but the princess was wearing orange boots...

            his were open toad..

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            • #7
              Very Cute! This is the kind of story I like

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              • #8
                Originally posted by horsesense

                his were open toad..
                Booooooo!!

                Funny story Shanni, poor poor Prince only wanted a normal marriage.

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