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    On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

    The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

    The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

    Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.
    The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
    She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

    "Is it wine?" she guessed.

    "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?.

    "No," said the little boy...

    "It's a puppy"


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  • #2
    Originally posted by Denver Native
    On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

    The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

    The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

    Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.
    The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
    She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

    "Is it wine?" she guessed.

    "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?.

    "No," said the little boy...

    "It's a puppy"













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    • #3
      Eww! Not my idea of a favourite tipple!

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      • #4
        Is it scotch?
        No, its irish..
        Irish setter..

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Denver Native
          On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

          The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

          The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

          Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.
          The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
          She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

          "Is it wine?" she guessed.

          "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?.

          "No," said the little boy...

          "It's a puppy"
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