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    > TEN BEST CADDY REPLIES
    >
    > #10 -- Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
    > Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
    >
    > #9 -- Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this
    course."
    > Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
    >
    > #8 -- Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
    > Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
    >
    > #7 -- Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
    > Caddy: "Eventually."
    >
    > #6 -- Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
    > Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a
    > coincidence."
    >
    > #5 -- Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's
    > too much of
    > a distraction."
    > Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
    >
    > #4 -- Golfer: "How do you like my game ?"
    > Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
    >
    > #3 -- Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
    > Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
    >
    > #2 -- Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
    > Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
    >
    > And the # 1 Best Caddy Comment.....
    > Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
    > Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
    >
    "It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate,
    tireless minority keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of
    men."

    -- Samuel Adams

    sigpicJacks RULE!!!!!!

  • #2
    haha

    i hate golf though

    but some pretty good remarks


    I still miss the blue background.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by maruske845
      haha

      i hate golf though

      but some pretty good remarks
      I used to hate golf as well--

      Then, I gave it a chance.

      And now I love it.
      sigpic

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      • #4
        I hate watching golf.

        Love playing it though.

        I'd be on the team if I didn't suck so bad at it.
        the space that is mine



        We miss 'ya brother dime. We know your up there jamming with Cliff and Chuck. Stay metal :salute: :rockon:

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        • #5
          Golf is not a sport....just in case you all
          are thinking it is.........
          Tony G


          The Chefs

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          • #6
            #6 is the funniest.... sounds like stuff i would say..... im a smart ass..... to my teachers...... cuz they are stupid......

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            • #7
              Brilliant, might have to use some of those on my mates tomorrow, CP's coming your way
              sigpic

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              • #8
                Hey

                Speaking of golf...

                I just saw John Daly's face on TV.

                All scratched up.

                His wife assaulted him... with a steak knife!

                Not kidding!
                - Go Broncos 2017 and Beyond! -

                Super Bowl 50 CHAMPIONS!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by KCLadyFan
                  Golf is not a sport....just in case you all
                  are thinking it is.........
                  :nono: KCLady - it's not a sport on television, but when you actually play it? A whole different situation. In other words....


                  I LOVE PLAYING GOLF!!!!!

                  *I detest watching it though*





                  RC - You like playing golf with women?
                  "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

                  John Stuart Mill (Look him up )

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by PAINTERDAVE
                    Speaking of golf...

                    I just saw John Daly's face on TV.

                    All scratched up.

                    His wife assaulted him... with a steak knife!

                    Not kidding!
                    Nope Painter is not kidding......

                    http://www.comcast.net/sports/golf/
                    Tony G


                    The Chefs

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                    • #11
                      Hey

                      Good Lord God Almighty!

                      I thought my ex wives were the worst!

                      That guy takes the prize!
                      - Go Broncos 2017 and Beyond! -

                      Super Bowl 50 CHAMPIONS!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by His Wife
                        :nono: KCLady - it's not a sport on television, but when you actually play it? A whole different situation. In other words....


                        I LOVE PLAYING GOLF!!!!!

                        *I detest watching it though*





                        RC - You like playing golf with women?
                        On par 3's....
                        "It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate,
                        tireless minority keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of
                        men."

                        -- Samuel Adams

                        sigpicJacks RULE!!!!!!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by KCLadyFan
                          Golf is not a sport....just in case you all
                          are thinking it is.........
                          more of a sport than hockey is
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                          Adopted player Lindsey

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Saddletramp
                            more of a sport than hockey is
                            I would bet that hockey players would beg to
                            differ with you on this...

                            Hockey is a sport...them guys are tough....
                            golf......
                            Tony G


                            The Chefs

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by KCLadyFan
                              I would bet that hockey players would beg to
                              differ with you on this...

                              Hockey is a sport...them guys are tough....
                              golf......
                              hockey

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                              Adopted player Lindsey

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