Chuck Norris: Immortal

[16milehigh87]

I still can't stand Chuck Norris never have liked him.

[antiwup]

chuck norris can kill a man on the other side of the planet. all he has to do is think about that person.
some where in france, a frenchy was walking through paris, suddenly his face gets caved in and hes thrown into the eiffel tower.
ha chuck norris just round housed him from texas!!!

[Hawgdriver]

I was ignorant of the Chuck Norris facts for a long time. The first time I saw them was the funniest. After a while, it got old. But I'll never forget the first time...and since I'm kind of a math geek, I appreciated it:

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

When I read it, I wasn't expecting it--it was out of the blue, and that made it funnier.

[gindaorshaman]

And: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/