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  • Tinfoil: The first line of defense against the Aliens

    I just thought of something. Tinfoil is good at stopping aliens from reading your minds. That is theory anyways for the tinfoil hats that crazy people have sometimes. Well if aliens can't get a signal through the stuff then tinfoil is obviously a material stronger than anything they have ever encountered before. Perhaps the tinfoil will be just as useful at shuting down the anal probe drill as it is at stoping the aliens brain sonar.
    Perhaps this is why NASA invented tinfoil. They want to be able to quickly deploy it around the planet in case of a massive alien invasion. Lets try and see Bee-Bob and his goons just try and blow up our national mouments when the sun reflects off the planetary tinfoil shield into his eyes preventing to get a good shot off.
    That's far in the future though before we have that capability so for now I supose the best thing to do is stick the stuff up our asses on our heads and wrap it around the landmarks that are tempting targets. First up is the White house then the Statue of Liberty then the Pyramids.





    Benny
    Last edited by The Dark Knight; 06-15-2004, 07:17 PM.

  • #2
    Don't forget Mt. Rushmore! That should be right behind the white house.
    Its American made, through and through. Not given to us from another country.


    Gotta love her
    Originally Posted by NJBRONCOSFAN
    .... i wanted to offend nobody besides rushmore.
    Originally Posted by Alastor
    ......Intelligence isn't anything on wisdom or character

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    • #3
      *blink* Where in the hell did all that come from!? rofl!

      I think its time an N-A-P for T-D-K.......hes gone dilusional in teh offeseason and needs rest badly!

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      • #4
        well you know actually tin foil has been used in combat, radar jaming, and droped on electrical power plants. I got to go finish my uh mail route there sammy.
        Last edited by AVnCA; 06-15-2004, 10:13 PM.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by AVnCA
          well you know actually tin foil has been used in combat, radar jaming, and droped on electrical power plants. I got to go finish my uh mail route there sammy.
          C'mon.....how bout 1 more beer......?
          "It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate,
          tireless minority keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of
          men."

          -- Samuel Adams

          sigpicJacks RULE!!!!!!

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          • #6
            Money isn't power anymore!

            TINFOIL = WORLD DOMINATION!

            I don't think Fort Knox i filled with gold anymore, it's a giant tinfoil stash!

            Bring it on outer space, we've got our foil readu for you!!

            THANKS TO JIM FOR THIS AWESOME SIG!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Thott
              Money isn't power anymore!

              TINFOIL = WORLD DOMINATION!

              I don't think Fort Knox i filled with gold anymore, it's a giant tinfoil stash!

              Bring it on outer space, we've got our foil readu for you!!
              Now that's the spirit!!

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              • #8
                I have you been watching Signs ?

                "The Gagne T-shirt jersey comes with a complimentary can of gasoline and a set of matches."

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by NJBRONCOSFAN
                  I have you been watching Signs ?
                  I've seen it. I think it's a brillant movie and could have been one of the best ever if it wasn't for that stupid water thing. Yeah, an Alien force is going to go to a planet that's 75% covered in the stuff that hurts them most. Not only that, but humidity would have to cause some major skin irritation as well. If they got rid of that stupid water thing, then the movie really could have been an all time classic.

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                  • #10
                    Yea, i liked that movie quite a bit. I just saw it again like two or three days ago. M. Night Shamalan or however you spell it has a new movie coming out that looks like it might be good as well.

                    "The Gagne T-shirt jersey comes with a complimentary can of gasoline and a set of matches."

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by NJBRONCOSFAN
                      Yea, i liked that movie quite a bit. I just saw it again like two or three days ago. M. Night Shamalan or however you spell it has a new movie coming out that looks like it might be good as well.
                      Yeah, I saw that. He could be the new Hitchc0ck!

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