Yoda goes to my gym

[threeamigos]

so i finally figured it out. there's a short--about 5'2", 5'3"--girl with black horn-rimmed glasses and pigtails that reminded me of someone and for the longest time i couldn't think of who it was.

last night it hit me: she is spitting image of Yoda. if the Jedi Master had glasses and pigtails, they'd be twins.

the lines in her face and her cheekbones make her an exact replica . . . well, minus the pointy ears, green skin, and cane. i'm not sure if she's well versed in the Force, but she does do a lot of weird martial art poses in front of the mirrors. either way, it's pretty uncanny.

[rcsodak]

Be vewy vewy careful....


....or she's liable to Bruce Lee your azz

[Uula Bear]

Re: Yoda goes to my gym

Originally posted by threeamigos
so i finally figured it out. there's a short--about 5'2", 5'3"--girl with black horn-rimmed glasses and pigtails that reminded me of someone and for the longest time i couldn't think of who it was.

last night it hit me: she is spitting image of Yoda. if the Jedi Master had glasses and pigtails, they'd be twins.

the lines in her face and her cheekbones make her an exact replica . . . well, minus the pointy ears, green skin, and cane. i'm not sure if she's well versed in the Force, but she does do a lot of weird martial art poses in front of the mirrors. either way, it's pretty uncanny.

Find out if she talks like Yoda you must do

[Yoda]

A twin I have. Meet her I must!

[shawny]

Sounds like on freaky b*tch! If I were you I would lay her. That would be a story for the grandkids.

[The Dark Knight]

Originally posted by shawny
Sounds like on freaky b*tch! If I were you I would lay her. That would be a story for the grandkids.

LOL!



"So one time, I f_cked this Yoda b!tch....."

[BlueDamsel]

Originally posted by The Dark Knight
LOL!



"So one time, I **** this Yoda b!tch....."

At band camp?

[Uula Bear]

Originally posted by Yoda
A twin I have. Meet her I must!

Hahaha, you're so funny, Yoda. I love the way you talk.