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  • Uula Bear
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    Originally posted by Yoda
    A twin I have. Meet her I must!
    Hahaha, you're so funny, Yoda. I love the way you talk.

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  • BlueDamsel
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    Originally posted by The Dark Knight
    LOL!



    "So one time, I **** this Yoda b!tch....."
    At band camp?

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  • The Dark Knight
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    Originally posted by shawny
    Sounds like on freaky b*tch! If I were you I would lay her. That would be a story for the grandkids.
    LOL!



    "So one time, I f_cked this Yoda b!tch....."

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  • shawny
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    Sounds like on freaky b*tch! If I were you I would lay her. That would be a story for the grandkids.

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  • Yoda
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    A twin I have. Meet her I must!

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  • Uula Bear
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    Re: Yoda goes to my gym

    Originally posted by threeamigos
    so i finally figured it out. there's a short--about 5'2", 5'3"--girl with black horn-rimmed glasses and pigtails that reminded me of someone and for the longest time i couldn't think of who it was.

    last night it hit me: she is spitting image of Yoda. if the Jedi Master had glasses and pigtails, they'd be twins.

    the lines in her face and her cheekbones make her an exact replica . . . well, minus the pointy ears, green skin, and cane. i'm not sure if she's well versed in the Force, but she does do a lot of weird martial art poses in front of the mirrors. either way, it's pretty uncanny.
    Find out if she talks like Yoda you must do

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  • rcsodak
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    Be vewy vewy careful....


    ....or she's liable to Bruce Lee your azz

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  • threeamigos
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    Yoda goes to my gym

    so i finally figured it out. there's a short--about 5'2", 5'3"--girl with black horn-rimmed glasses and pigtails that reminded me of someone and for the longest time i couldn't think of who it was.

    last night it hit me: she is spitting image of Yoda. if the Jedi Master had glasses and pigtails, they'd be twins.

    the lines in her face and her cheekbones make her an exact replica . . . well, minus the pointy ears, green skin, and cane. i'm not sure if she's well versed in the Force, but she does do a lot of weird martial art poses in front of the mirrors. either way, it's pretty uncanny.
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