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  • Just For You Chronic Toker!

    THREE TORTOISES

    Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a picnic. Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away so, it takes them ten days to get there. When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Roy give me the bottle opener"

    "I didn't bring it" says Roy "I thought you packed it." Mick gets worried, He turns to Andy, "Did you bring the bottle opener?" Naturally Andy didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener.

    Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.

    After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees.

    So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace.

    20 days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Andy are starving, but a promise is a promise. Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise.

    Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Roy pops up from behind a rock and shouts, "I KNEW IT'......I'M NOT ****ING GOING!"
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    If someone uses one of your quotes, it really means that they agree with it and they're upset they didn't get the chance to say it first---- Dave Navarro 1991


    The main reason I don't like the Bronco's is because every time I see their logo it reminds me of my drunk boyfriend who used to write his name in the snow with his urine then belch the letters of Elway's name----- Sandra Bernhard 1993

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    That's pretty damn good Shield, good looking out!!!
    My other love...
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Chronic_Toker
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

      That's pretty damn good Shield, good looking out!!!
      Anytime!
      [QUOTE]
      If someone uses one of your quotes, it really means that they agree with it and they're upset they didn't get the chance to say it first---- Dave Navarro 1991


      The main reason I don't like the Bronco's is because every time I see their logo it reminds me of my drunk boyfriend who used to write his name in the snow with his urine then belch the letters of Elway's name----- Sandra Bernhard 1993

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      • #4
        that was a great joke. haven't heard a good tortoise joke in quite some time.
        "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein

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