Got into and accident...

[ebsoria]

.... as I was driving home. It's California and we have one of those hands free laws... well, this time I wasn't so safe. Rear ended a blue Ford Ranger. Of course I'm freaking out a little hoping the driver of the other car was not hurt. I seemed okay, it wasn't like I hit him that hard. So anyways.... I put my cell phone down and look up and the funniest **** ever!!! The driver of the other car is a little midget man... I'm not talking about the type of guy with "small man's complex", but an actual midget!!! He looked PISSED too. SO he storms over to my truck and before I can get out he starts pounding on my window and he's yelling. I can't tell what he's saying so I open the door and he yells at me- "IM NOT HAPPY!!", to which I reply...

"Oh? Then which one are you??"

Buh-dump-buh!!!

[saltybuggah]

lol

one of my buddies from my college radio station days is a midget...

i see him at the pub all the time singing karaoke... paulie is his name and he went by 'circus midget' thru the people that knew him from the radio station... the guy can sing like you wouldnt believe... he loves barry manilow and does a funny version to 'copa cabana' that usually has the place rocking... he starts dancing with the microphone stand during the song and its just hilareous...

the first time i saw him in a few years since college he was singing karaoke and i wanted to yell out 'circus midget' so bad... he would of loved it but the people around would of thought i was making fun of him...

[ebsoria]

lol

one of my buddies from my college radio station days is a midget...

i see him at the pub all the time singing karaoke... paulie is his name and he went by 'circus midget' thru the people that knew him from the radio station... the guy can sing like you wouldnt believe... he loves barry manilow and does a funny version to 'copa cabana' that usually has the place rocking... he starts dancing with the microphone stand during the song and its just hilareous...

the first time i saw him in a few years since college he was singing karaoke and i wanted to yell out 'circus midget' so bad... he would of loved it but the people around would of thought i was making fun of him...

That would have been great if you did yell it!!! I dunno what it is about midgets....? They are just so small and cute and.... Wee Man!! LMAO!!!

[RealBronco]

so what'd the guy say to your comment? lol

how mean... but hilarious.

[ebsoria]

so what'd the guy say to your comment? lol

how mean... but hilarious.

Sorry bud... I didn't make it clear that this was a joke. lol....

[RealBronco]

Sorry bud... I didn't make it clear that this was a joke. lol....

.. well... now its not as funny now lol

[ebsoria]

.. well... now its not as funny now lol

Acutally... it's funnier!!!

[RealBronco]

Acutally... it's funnier!!!

well it would've been awesome if you'd actually answered the guy like that... but not that you got into an accident. lol

*shrugs*

i'm confused. still. lol i'm not gonna lie.

[ebsoria]

well it would've been awesome if you'd actually answered the guy like that... but not that you got into an accident. lol

*shrugs*

i'm confused. still. lol i'm not gonna lie.

lol... no worries. Not all jokes are funny to all people.

[gindaorshaman]

.... as I was driving home. It's California and we have one of those hands free laws... well, this time I wasn't so safe. Rear ended a blue Ford Ranger. Of course I'm freaking out a little hoping the driver of the other car was not hurt. I seemed okay, it wasn't like I hit him that hard. So anyways.... I put my cell phone down and look up and the funniest **** ever!!! The driver of the other car is a little midget man... I'm not talking about the type of guy with "small man's complex", but an actual midget!!! He looked PISSED too. SO he storms over to my truck and before I can get out he starts pounding on my window and he's yelling. I can't tell what he's saying so I open the door and he yells at me- "IM NOT HAPPY!!", to which I reply...

"Oh? Then which one are you??"

Buh-dump-buh!!!

LMAO! Great one right there!

[RealBronco]

no no, don't get me wrong... it's still a funny joke. lol

did you come up with it yourself or hear it someplace?

i figure i've already made my self look like an ass in this thread lol

:salute!:

[Go Avalanche]

lol... no worries. Not all jokes are funny to all people.

Was this real or was just your reply fake?

[ebsoria]

I am so sorry everyone.... it was a joke. Forgive me..... or at least give me a better sense of humor....

[saltybuggah]

I am so sorry everyone.... it was a joke. Forgive me..... or at least give me a better sense of humor....

i took it as a total joke


i didnt see it as a true story but i could absolutely see one of my buds saying this sorta thing... hell if im ever able to i will and let ya all know about it

[ebsoria]

i took it as a total joke


i didnt see it as a true story but i could absolutely see one of my buds saying this sorta thing... hell if im ever able to i will and let ya all know about it

You can bet your arse I'd do it too!