Friday the 13th remake

[tpryce93]

Whoever allowed this project to go through needs to be shot in the face.


****ing retarded.

Did they even watch the original?

Not to mention it's directed by the same guy who made that god awful remake of texas chainsaw massacre. And it's written by the idiots who wrote freddy vs. jason.


Hollywood makes me want to puke.

[ebsoria]

Whoever allowed this project to go through needs to be shot in the face.


****ing retarded.

Did they even watch the original?

Not to mention it's directed by the same guy who made that god awful remake of texas chainsaw massacre. And it's written by the idiots who wrote freddy vs. jason.


Hollywood makes me want to puke.

No ****! They need to watch the originals. All of them... well, the first couple. I hear there's no BOOBIES!!!!

[ebsoria]

Wow.... just... wow. They did a very good job in this one. Jason was back to his ninja self with some wicked kills(he COOKED a chick!!!). There were BOOBIES... and some very nice ones, might I add. There was the traditional rick/prick white guy, the pretty girl(x2), the hero, the black guy.... I'd have to say this is one of the better remakes I've seen in awhile. They kept it true to the original as far as lore and story while not disrespecting the original series at all. I'd reccomend it if you have a hankering to get out and see it.

[xX-Bronco-Xx]

Wow.... just... wow. They did a very good job in this one. Jason was back to his ninja self with some wicked kills(he COOKED a chick!!!). There were BOOBIES... and some very nice ones, might I add. There was the traditional rick/prick white guy, the pretty girl(x2), the hero, the black guy.... I'd have to say this is one of the better remakes I've seen in awhile. They kept it true to the original as far as lore and story while not disrespecting the original series at all. I'd reccomend it if you have a hankering to get out and see it.

Teenagers go on vacation.

Jason awakes.

Teenagers have sex.

Jason kills them while the teenagers are having sex.

There is one teenager that stays alive being scarred for life.

Am I close?

[ebsoria]

Teenagers go on vacation.

Jason awakes.

Teenagers have sex.

Jason kills them while the teenagers are having sex.

There is one teenager that stays alive being scarred for life.

Am I close?

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!


There are two that live and they are brother and sister.

[Red-Falcon]

It's nothing compared to the original movie...It's just another crap!!!!

[ebsoria]

It's nothing compared to the original movie...It's just another crap!!!!

Most things don't compare to the original. But this one was a good remake as far as remakes go.

[tpryce93]

Great, now they're remaking Last house on the Left.