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    A boy walks into his parents room one day and catches them having sex. His dad turns and winks at him and quietly says- "Go away..."

    The boy leaves, scratching his head and thinking to himself- "***?!?!"

    The next day dad gets home and walks in on the boy and grandma going at at. He yells- "What the **** is going on here?!?!?!"

    The boy winks and say- "Yeah, see how you feel when it's your mom?!!"
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    Wow....

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    • #3
      Originally posted by B4Bronco6 View Post


      Wow....
      Yeah, that was kinda my reaction too.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by ebsoria View Post
        ebsoria walks into his parents room one day and catches them having sex. His dad turns and winks at him and quietly says- "Go away..."

        Ebsoria leaves, scratching his head and thinking to himself- "***?!?!"

        The next day dad gets home and walks in on ebsoria and grandma going at at. He yells- "What the **** is going on here?!?!?!"

        Ebsoria winks and says- "Yeah, see how you feel when it's your mom?!!"


        Fixed.
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        • #5
          Nice Eb!

          Another jokes thread, I guess I'll throw in my 2 cents.


          A grandad is in the yard with his grandson after a rain storm. They are watching the shriveled worms on the ground. The Grandson turns to his grandad and says "I bet ya 5 bucks I can get that shriveled worm down that hole" The grandad tells him there is now way, it isnt stiff enough.

          So the kid goes inside comes out with some hairspray, sprays the worm and fits it inside.

          Grandad says "Huh, I'll be, heres 5 bucks"

          So the Grandad runs inside with the hairspray, comes out 20 minutes later, and hands the kid 20 dollars.

          "But grandad, you already payed me for the bet"

          "O no, son, thats from your grandma"

          A book I wrote

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Legendary30 View Post
            Fixed.
            I see you're "projecting" still....
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Cutler'stheMan View Post
              Nice Eb!

              Another jokes thread, I guess I'll throw in my 2 cents.


              A grandad is in the yard with his grandson after a rain storm. They are watching the shriveled worms on the ground. The Grandson turns to his grandad and says "I bet ya 5 bucks I can get that shriveled worm down that hole" The grandad tells him there is now way, it isnt stiff enough.

              So the kid goes inside comes out with some hairspray, sprays the worm and fits it inside.

              Grandad says "Huh, I'll be, heres 5 bucks"

              So the Grandad runs inside with the hairspray, comes out 20 minutes later, and hands the kid 20 dollars.

              "But grandad, you already payed me for the bet"

              "O no, son, thats from your grandma"

              Good one!
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              • #8
                A guy is out in the middle of a corn field with his friends.

                He says to them: "I bet I can make a whole cob of corn disappear"

                they say to him "How do you expect to do that??"


                So Flatlander pulls his pants down.........





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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Legendary30 View Post
                  A guy is out in the middle of a corn field with his friends.

                  He says to them: "I bet I can make a whole cob of corn disappear"

                  they say to him "How do you expect to do that??"


                  So Flatlander pulls his pants down.........





                  Uh oh......
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by ebsoria View Post
                    Uh oh......
                    Am I supposed to be afraid??





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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Legendary30 View Post
                      Am I supposed to be afraid??





                      Nope, not that kind of "uh oh"... more of a- "Oh my, where'd it go??" sort of "uh oh".
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by ebsoria View Post
                        Nope, not that kind of "uh oh"... more of a- "Oh my, where'd it go??" sort of "uh oh".
                        Are you saying Flatlander had multiple options at that point??






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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by ebsoria View Post
                          A boy walks into his parents room one day and catches them having sex. His dad turns and winks at him and quietly says- "Go away..."

                          The boy leaves, scratching his head and thinking to himself- "***?!?!"

                          The next day dad gets home and walks in on the boy and grandma going at at. He yells- "What the **** is going on here?!?!?!"

                          The boy winks and say- "Yeah, see how you feel when it's your mom?!!"
                          ..................better hope that it was a hot grandma.....a GILF


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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by getlynched47 View Post
                            ..................better hope that it was a hot grandma.....a GILF
                            It'd be funnier if she wasn't.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by ebsoria View Post
                              It'd be funnier if she wasn't.
                              *sigh* so true........


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