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  • IDI I3R0NC0 IBI
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    A rich guy and a poor guy are having a conversation on what they will be getting their wives for Christmas. The rich guy tells the poor guy that he is getting his wife a diamond ring and a BMW. The poor guy looks at him and is like why a diamond ring and a BMW? The rich guy respond.. If she doesn't like the ring she can drive the BMW and return it.

    The rich guy asks the poor guy whats he getting his wife. The poor guy responds.. I'm getting her slippers and a dildo. The Rich guys responds why slippers and a dildo??

    The poor guys responds.. If she doesn't like the slippers she can go **** herself.



    bwhahahahahahahahah

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  • ebsoria
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    Originally posted by Chris Wade View Post
    Two blondes talking one asks the other which is closer the moon or Florida ? The other blonde says "well duh the moon of course. You can't see Florida can you ?"
    Uh oh... here come the blonde jokes. :clap:

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  • Chris Wade
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    Two blondes talking one asks the other which is closer the moon or Florida ? The other blonde says "well duh the moon of course. You can't see Florida can you ?"

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  • getlynched47
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    Originally posted by ebsoria View Post
    It'd be funnier if she wasn't.
    *sigh* so true........

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  • ebsoria
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    Originally posted by getlynched47 View Post
    ..................better hope that it was a hot grandma.....a GILF
    It'd be funnier if she wasn't.

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  • getlynched47
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    Originally posted by ebsoria View Post
    A boy walks into his parents room one day and catches them having sex. His dad turns and winks at him and quietly says- "Go away..."

    The boy leaves, scratching his head and thinking to himself- "***?!?!"

    The next day dad gets home and walks in on the boy and grandma going at at. He yells- "What the **** is going on here?!?!?!"

    The boy winks and say- "Yeah, see how you feel when it's your mom?!!"
    ..................better hope that it was a hot grandma.....a GILF

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  • Legendary30
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    Originally posted by ebsoria View Post
    Nope, not that kind of "uh oh"... more of a- "Oh my, where'd it go??" sort of "uh oh".
    Are you saying Flatlander had multiple options at that point??






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  • ebsoria
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    Originally posted by Legendary30 View Post
    Am I supposed to be afraid??





    Nope, not that kind of "uh oh"... more of a- "Oh my, where'd it go??" sort of "uh oh".

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  • Legendary30
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    Originally posted by ebsoria View Post
    Uh oh......
    Am I supposed to be afraid??





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  • ebsoria
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    Originally posted by Legendary30 View Post
    A guy is out in the middle of a corn field with his friends.

    He says to them: "I bet I can make a whole cob of corn disappear"

    they say to him "How do you expect to do that??"


    So Flatlander pulls his pants down.........





    Uh oh......

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  • Legendary30
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    A guy is out in the middle of a corn field with his friends.

    He says to them: "I bet I can make a whole cob of corn disappear"

    they say to him "How do you expect to do that??"


    So Flatlander pulls his pants down.........





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  • ebsoria
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    Originally posted by Cutler'stheMan View Post
    Nice Eb!

    Another jokes thread, I guess I'll throw in my 2 cents.


    A grandad is in the yard with his grandson after a rain storm. They are watching the shriveled worms on the ground. The Grandson turns to his grandad and says "I bet ya 5 bucks I can get that shriveled worm down that hole" The grandad tells him there is now way, it isnt stiff enough.

    So the kid goes inside comes out with some hairspray, sprays the worm and fits it inside.

    Grandad says "Huh, I'll be, heres 5 bucks"

    So the Grandad runs inside with the hairspray, comes out 20 minutes later, and hands the kid 20 dollars.

    "But grandad, you already payed me for the bet"

    "O no, son, thats from your grandma"

    Good one!

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  • ebsoria
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    Originally posted by Legendary30 View Post
    Fixed.
    I see you're "projecting" still....

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  • CTM
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    Nice Eb!

    Another jokes thread, I guess I'll throw in my 2 cents.


    A grandad is in the yard with his grandson after a rain storm. They are watching the shriveled worms on the ground. The Grandson turns to his grandad and says "I bet ya 5 bucks I can get that shriveled worm down that hole" The grandad tells him there is now way, it isnt stiff enough.

    So the kid goes inside comes out with some hairspray, sprays the worm and fits it inside.

    Grandad says "Huh, I'll be, heres 5 bucks"

    So the Grandad runs inside with the hairspray, comes out 20 minutes later, and hands the kid 20 dollars.

    "But grandad, you already payed me for the bet"

    "O no, son, thats from your grandma"

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  • Legendary30
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    Originally posted by ebsoria View Post
    ebsoria walks into his parents room one day and catches them having sex. His dad turns and winks at him and quietly says- "Go away..."

    Ebsoria leaves, scratching his head and thinking to himself- "***?!?!"

    The next day dad gets home and walks in on ebsoria and grandma going at at. He yells- "What the **** is going on here?!?!?!"

    Ebsoria winks and says- "Yeah, see how you feel when it's your mom?!!"


    Fixed.

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