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Anthems and Protests ---
While we certainly understand the frustration by fans on all sides of the discussion, we have decided to keep the Broncos Country message boards separate from politics. Recent events have brought the NFL to the forefront of political debates, but due to the highly emotional and passionate discussion it tends to involve, we think it’s best to continue to keep politics and this forum separate. Yes, the forum is meant for discussion, but we’d like to keep that discussion to football as much as possible.
With everything going on in our country, it would be nice to keep our complaints and cheers purely related to football here. If you feel passionately, there are plenty of other outlets available to you to express your opinions. We know this isn’t the most popular decision, but we ask that you respect it.
Thank you for understanding.
--Broncos Country Message Board Staff
Caddyshack
Tin Cup
American Graffiti
The Great Outdoors
The Hunt for the Red October
Pulp Fiction
Sgt Bilko
Snatch
Tommy Boy
Van Wilder
Wyatt Earp (hated tombstone)
A Few Good Men
Election
Dances With Wolves
Dead Man on Campus
Braveheart
Boondock Saints
Major League 1 & 2
Aspen Extreme
And almost any war movie except The Thin Red Line and Windtalkers
"Hey that's great, but who are the Chefs?" - Snickers commercial
The Crow
Army of Darkness
Highlander
Some like it hot
Say Anything
Dead Again
Caddyshack
Shawshank Redemption
Not another teen movie
Clerks-Chasing Amy - Jay & Silent Bob
Usual Suspects
"When Kepler found his long-cherished belief did not agree with the most precise observation, he accepted the uncomfortable fact. He preferred the hard truth to his dearest illusions; that is the heart of science."
"When Kepler found his long-cherished belief did not agree with the most precise observation, he accepted the uncomfortable fact. He preferred the hard truth to his dearest illusions; that is the heart of science."
Originally posted by NameUsedBefore "What's the matter Colonel Sanders, chickennnnn?"
Love Spaceballs.
"Prepare to fast forward!"
"Preparing to fast forward!"
"Fast forward!"
"Fast forwarding, sir!"
Dark Helmet: 1-2-3-4-5?! That sounds like the code an idiot would have on his luggage!
President Screw (later on): 1-2-3-4-5? That's amazing! That's the EXACT same code I have on my luggage! Set course for Druidia...and change the code on my luggage!
Soldier: What the heck do you think you're doing?
Lone Star: The Vulcan Neck Pinch?
Soldier: No, no, no, stupid. You've got it much too high. It's down a little farther where the shoulder meets the neck!
Lone Star: Oh. Like this?
Soldier (dazed): Yeah... *falls to the floor*
Yogurt: Use the Schwartz, Lone Star, use the Schwartz!
Lone Star: I can't! I lost the ring!
Yogurt: Forget about the ring. I found it in a Crackerjack box.
Originally posted by elwaymvp "Prepare to fast forward!"
"Preparing to fast forward!"
"Fast forward!"
"Fast forwarding, sir!"
Dark Helmet: 1-2-3-4-5?! That sounds like the code an idiot would have on his luggage!
President Screw (later on): 1-2-3-4-5? That's amazing! That's the EXACT same code I have on my luggage! Set course for Druidia...and change the code on my luggage!
Soldier: What the heck do you think you're doing?
Lone Star: The Vulcan Neck Pinch?
Soldier: No, no, no, stupid. You've got it much too high. It's down a little farther where the shoulder meets the neck!
Lone Star: Oh. Like this?
Soldier (dazed): Yeah... *falls to the floor*
Yogurt: Use the Schwartz, Lone Star, use the Schwartz!
Lone Star: I can't! I lost the ring!
Yogurt: Forget about the ring. I found it in a Crackerjack box.
"Whats your name?"
"A**hole SIR! Major A**hole!!!"
"Hey that's great, but who are the Chefs?" - Snickers commercial
"Who are you?"
"Barth."
"Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes!"
"Shall I have Snotty beam you down, sir?"
"This is an unlisted wall!"
"Spaceballs the T-shirt! Spaceballs the coloring book! Spaceballs the lunchbox! Spaceballs the FLAME THROWER! *flame thrower burns* This is a real hit with the kids."
"No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again."
And then, of course, the sign: "Emergency Brake: Never Use!"
Thanks for the memories, John. We will always remember you.
You look great in Canton! Perhaps I'll get to see you some day...
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