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  • Michael Bay wants to kill our childhood.

    The article says it all. First he killed Transformers, now he has his eyes on our Turtles.

    http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-...202841767.html

    Michael Bay seems to be at it again: This time the creator of mega-blockbusters is planning to produce a new, live-action version of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." But, if he has his way, he may need to change the name to "Not So Mutant" Alien Turtles. Definitely less catchy.
    The "Transformers: Dark of the Moon" director told a crowd recently at the Nickelodeon Upfront New York event that instead of the series fans have loved about a mutant strain of turtles from earth who are obsessed with pizza and turn into two-footed creatures thanks to some transmutant goo, Bay's reptiles will simply be an alien race.
    As first called out on the blog StuffWeLike, Bay explained his vision for the 2013 remake: "When you see this movie, kids are going to believe, one day, that these turtles actually do exist when we are done with this movie." Wha? And then, "The turtles are from an alien race, and they are going to be tough, edgy, funny, and completely loveable."
    For those a little fuzzy on these "loveable" creatures: First, it was a cartoon. Then it became a live-action film franchise in the 1990s. The original story revolves around four mutant two-footed turtles who are trained by a rat on the art of being ninjas, and are named after Renaissance artists. The four fight crime from their home base in the sewers of New York City.
    The comic book, then television show, and finally film franchise were popular in the late '80s and early '90s. It is, in short, the perfect vehicle to be mucked up by Bay. At least that's how fans reacted on Twitter and blogs.
    Illuminati tweeted, "Michael Bay is re-making Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. If Michael Bay destroys this classic, he will surely be sacrificed for his mistakes."
    A fan of the "TMNT" bemoaned, "'TMNT' fans, prepare to have Michael Bay destroy your childhood the same way he's already done with mine. Three words: They are aliens." The A.V. Club opined, "Bay's willingness to reshape Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles bows to no canonical authority—not even that inherent in its title."
    The blog /Film agreed, arguing, "If you're going to make a movie about mutant turtles, that's what they should be, right?" Bay will produce the movie. Jonathan Liebesman ("Wrath of the Titans") will direct.
    Fans can be on the lookout for the new, probably explosion-filled, action-packed alien version of "TMNT" that is scheduled to open December 25, 2013.
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    seems like it would be real corny

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    • #3
      NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

      Michael Bay needs to go away!

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      • #4
        Dude this is blasphemy! Please don't do it Bay!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by // / yardo View Post
          Dude this is blasphemy! Please don't do it Bay!
          I know right?!?! sigh... Michael Bay...

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          • #6
            I've never cared for the guy one way or another (his movies can be a little over the top) but messing with these things is enough to make me really hate the guy.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by // / yardo View Post
              I've never cared for the guy one way or another (his movies can be a little over the top) but messing with these things is enough to make me really hate the guy.
              Like I said, he is trying to kill our childhood.

              Most of us on the board 18-30(maybe older) grew up watching Transformers and Ninja Turtles. Next this fool will make a He-Man movie based in LA but with no sword, a M-16.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by InsaneBlaze23 View Post
                Like I said, he is trying to kill our childhood.

                Most of us on the board 18-30(maybe older) grew up watching Transformers and Ninja Turtles. Next this fool will make a He-Man movie based in LA but with no sword, a M-16.
                you forgot the exploding sports cars flying through the air over top of more explosions ending in a third explosion bigger then the first two.

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                • #9
                  Im having nightmare like visions of Ninja Turtles blowing up in over done explosions with The Matrix like camera effects. Puke... Splinter just shed a tear. Ha ha!

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                  • #10
                    I like some of Bay's movies, including TF, but this is to far.
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                    • #11
                      Can't be worse than the 3rd movie.

                      That was terrible. In every way a movie can be terrible, that movie perfected at it.
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                      • #12
                        Ways Micheal Bay can keep on ruining our childhood game.

                        A lot of people where up set with Mr Bay's Transformers movies, and now he has his sights set on ruining the Teenage MUNTANT Ninja Turtles what will he desecrate next? For fun we should list things he would ruin.

                        In another thread someone already said He Man. I will add Thundercats.


                        Can you imagine if he and George Lucas teamed up.....
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                        • #13
                          that truly makes me sad...

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                          • #14
                            I remember the turtles from when I was a kid in the 80's...








                            ...back when TMNT was a kick ass black and white indy comic before it got ruined by that awful 90's cartoon version .
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                            • #15
                              You can't destroy my childhood Bay, Pokemon was my childhood. Good luck ruining that, lol.
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                              "Maybe if he had an iron suit or a magic hammer...."

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