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    Of the famous Rock and Roll frontmen listed, who would win in a no holds barred Battle Royale?
    Keep in mind that each one has his own special powers....I will furnish each of them with one, if you can think of a better one feel free to imprort your own ideas...or your own rock star...

    Mick Jagger- The portruding lip...at any given moment, the pouting lip comes out which makes the ladies melt and blocks any facial attack...also has the ability to summon the undead (Keith Richards)

    Robert Plant- Immunity to chemical attack...chances are, Robert has already tried it and developed an immunity to it...

    Steven Tyler- Dude looks like a lady...the ability to stun any opponent for 5 seconds while they try to figure out which gender he is...

    Jerry Garcia- Since he has become dead, and grateful, Jerry has acquired the ability to shoot his liver out of his body at his opponent...

    Jim Morrison- Has the ability to break on through to the other side at will...Jim can teleport from one place to another...

    Eddie Vedder- Can throw his voice...he speaks without moving his lips...and from years of experience in stage diving, has one hell of a flying head-butt...

    James Hetfield- If you are close enough to James, he may lapse into a head bang frenzy, where his head will repeatedly maul you...also immune to fire attack...

    Joey Ramone- While on the other side, has mastered the Gorgon attack from Medusa...when Joey removes his sunglasses, it exposes a face so horrible that if you gaze into it directly, you will turn to stone...

    Freddie Mercury- The operatic falsetto...Freddie can raise his voice to a Mariah carey-esque level and hold it there causing confusion in multiple opponents within an earshot...
    10
    Mick Jagger (Rolling Stones)
    20.00%
    2
    Robert Plant (Led Zeppelin)
    20.00%
    2
    Steven Tyler (Aerosmith)
    10.00%
    1
    Jerry Garcia (The Grateful Dead)
    0.00%
    0
    Jim Morrison (The Doors)
    20.00%
    2
    Eddie Vedder (Pearl Jam)
    10.00%
    1
    James Hetfield (Metallica)
    10.00%
    1
    Joey Ramone (The Ramones)
    0.00%
    0
    Freddie Mercury (Queen)
    0.00%
    0
    other....
    10.00%
    1
    I've walked these streets, a loaded six-string on my back, I play for keeps 'cause I might not make it back, I've been everywhere still I'm standin' tall, I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all!!:salute!:

  • #2
    Jim Morrison

    Everyone else are chodes compared to him.

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    • #3
      I have to say jim morrison too... He also has the chemical resistence, he can transform into animals (lizard king) and most of all, he could read you some of his poetry and you would become so confused you would forget that you were in a fight. Then he would teleport straight into your chest, like in the first matrix movie!!!

      PS. That has to be one of the funnest threads I read in a while... CP will be granted when I have the ability to hand more out!!!
      ---IZAAK

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      • #4
        I went with James Hetfield of Metallica...

        1. He is one of the four horsemen...
        2. Is he evil..yes, he is...
        3. He fights fire with fire...
        4. He is part of the Metal Malitia...
        5. He's Creeping Death...
        6. He Rides the Lighning...
        7. He has survived Battery...
        8. He is the Master of Puppets...
        9. He has survived The thing that should not be...
        10. He is a part of Damadge Inc....
        11. The Shortest Straw has often been pulled for him...
        12. He is also the Harvester of Sorrow...
        13. For James, every night is Dyer's Eve...
        14. He has had a Crash course in Brain Surgery...
        15. He has given the Last Caress...
        16. He is the Unforgiven...
        17. He is Of Wolf and Man...
        18. He's The Hero of the day...
        19. He's King Nothing...
        20. after that the songs really started to suck so I stopped buying CD's from them...
        I've walked these streets, a loaded six-string on my back, I play for keeps 'cause I might not make it back, I've been everywhere still I'm standin' tall, I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all!!:salute!:

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        • #5
          Chino Moreno.

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          • #6
            I'd go with Robert Plant.

            He definitely shaped the leaders of modern rock bands.

            Besides, he's no fool in the rain, through good times and bad times, he's willing to give a whole lotta love, fight like a black dog, just for Rock and Roll. He already bought a stairway to heaven.

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            • #7
              I would have chosen Jim Morrison, but he has that certain handicap of being dead. I chose Jagger, not because he's strong himself, but as BBJ said, he can summon the Keith Richards and use him as an invincible shield.
              A proponent of Denver drafting Cutler since 10/05.

              So naturally, my Adopt-A-Bronco is Jay Cutler!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by PsychoChicken
                I would have chosen Jim Morrison, but he has that certain handicap of being dead. I chose Jagger, not because he's strong himself, but as BBJ said, he can summon the Keith Richards and use him as an invincible shield.

                The real Mick Jagger has been dead for years.

                The one you see now is an animatronic puppet.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by The Dark Knight
                  The real Mick Jagger has been dead for years.

                  The one you see now is an animatronic puppet.


                  I thought the real one went to Hawaii to elope with David Bowie?....
                  I've walked these streets, a loaded six-string on my back, I play for keeps 'cause I might not make it back, I've been everywhere still I'm standin' tall, I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all!!:salute!:

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                  • #10
                    This is one of the funnest thread I have seen lately and it has 8 replies... Could that have something to do with the forum it is located in... I bet if it was in ABF that it would be doing much better...

                    IMO
                    ---IZAAK

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                    • #11
                      http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...W/PearlJam.jpg

                      Eddie Vedder. His Spider Man like climbing ability is greatly underrated (see link above). This allows him to do the flying head-but from great heights (see link below).

                      http://perswww.kuleuven.ac.be/~u0028...res/1992_2.jpg

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                      • #12
                        Eeeeeeeeeven fllllllllllloooooooooooooow, thoughts arrive like butttttterflies yeaaaaaaaaah!

                        Oh he don't knowwwwwwwwwwww, so he chases them aaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaaaaay yeaaaaaah.

                        Oh someday yeaaaaaaaah, he'll begin his life agaaaaaaain!

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