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  • Jared
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    Originally posted by BlueDevilsDB
    That is one of my favorite songs. you just got a CP.

    Well, what song is it?

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  • PsychoChicken
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    Tenacious D - "Karate"

    With karate I'll kick your ass
    Here to Tienanmen Square.
    Oh yeah, m*****f*****,
    I'm gonna kick your f*****' derriere.
    You broke the rules,
    Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,
    You m*****f*****.
    You m*****f*****.

    Kyle betrayed me
    And then he lied tried to hide
    And I died deep inside
    And you know the reason why.

    I'm gonna kick your ass
    From here to right over there.
    Oh yeah m*****f*****,
    I'm 'onna kick your f*****' derriere.
    You broke the rules,
    Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,
    You m*****f*****.
    You m*****f*****

    Yeah, I know, it's a little obscene.

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  • JayhawkBronco
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    Graverobbing U.S.A. - Murderdolls

    Well I come from the planet beyond the stars
    Looking for some human body parts
    I’m gonna pull your body from your grave
    Cause I’m graverobbing U.S.A.

    And I’m riding around in my black starship
    Looking for some crypts to kick
    I’m gonna pull your body from your grave
    Cause I’m graverobbing U.S.A.
    [chorus]
    And I’m graverobbing U.S.A.
    And I’m graverobbing U.S.A.
    And I’m digging up the dead today
    Cause I’m graverobbing U.S.A.
    [announcer]
    Necrophilliac creatures of evil
    Invade the planet Earth
    On a macabre cosmic mission
    To dig up the dead

    Back in the summer of 76
    I would dig up bodies to play with
    And my favorite part was the brain
    Cause I’m graverobbing U.S.A.

    And I wish I may, I wish I might
    Find me a cold dead corpse tonight
    I’m gonna pull your body from your grave
    Cause I’m graverobbing U.S.A.
    [chorus]

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  • IZAAK
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    Radiohead- Paranoid Android

    Please could you stop the noise, I'm trying to get some rest
    From all the unborn chicken voices in my head
    What's this...? (I may be paranoid, but not an android)
    What's this...? (I may be paranoid, but not an android)

    When I am king, you will be first against the wall
    (with) your opinion which is of no consequence at all
    What's this...? (I may be paranoid, but no android)
    What's this...? (I may be paranoid, but no android)

    Ambition makes you look pretty ugly
    Kicking and squealing gucci little piggy
    You don't remember
    You don't remember
    Why don't you remember my name?
    Off with his head, man
    Off with his head, man
    Why don't you remember my name? I guess he does...

    Rain down, rain down
    Come on rain down on me
    From a great height
    From a great height... height...
    Rain down, rain down
    Come on rain down on me
    From a great height
    From a great height... height...
    Rain down, rain down
    Come on rain down on me

    That's it sir
    You're leaving
    The crackle of pigskin
    The dust and the screaming
    The yuppies networking
    The panic, the vomit
    The panic, the vomit
    God loves his children, God loves his children, yeah!

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  • BlueDevilsDB
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    Originally posted by IZAAK
    Who's in a bunker?
    Who's in a bunker?
    Women and children first
    And the children first
    And the children
    I'll laugh until my head comes off
    I'll swallow till I burst
    Until I burst
    Until I

    Who's in a bunker?
    Who's in a bunker?
    I have seen too much
    I haven't seen enough
    You haven't seen it
    I'll laugh until my head comes off
    Women and children first
    And children first
    And children

    Here I'm alllowed
    Everything all of the time
    Here I'm allowed
    Everything all of the time

    Ice age coming
    Ice age coming
    Let me hear both sides
    Let me hear both sides
    Let me hear both
    Ice age coming
    Ice age coming
    Throw it in the fire
    Throw it in the fire
    Throw it on the

    We're not scaremongering
    This is really happening
    Happening
    We're not scaremongering
    This is really happening
    Happening
    Mobiles squirking
    Mobiles chirping
    Take the money run
    Take the money run
    Take the money

    Here I'm allowed background (the first of the children x6)
    Everything all of the time
    Here I'm allowed
    Everything all of the time

    Here I'm allowed
    Everything all of the time
    Here I'm allowed
    Everything all of the time

    The First of the children
    The First of the children
    The First of the children
    That is one of my favorite songs. you just got a CP.

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  • EMCF
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    I am the walrus - the Beatles.

    I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
    See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
    I’m crying.

    Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
    Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
    Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
    I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
    I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.

    Mister city policeman sitting
    Pretty little policemen in a row.
    See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run.
    I’m crying, I’m crying.
    I’m crying, I’m crying.

    Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye.
    Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
    Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
    I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
    I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.

    Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.
    If the sun don’t come, you get a tan
    From standing in the english rain.
    I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
    I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob.

    Expert textpert choking smokers,
    Don’t you thing the joker laughs at you?
    See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
    See how they snied.
    I’m crying.

    Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
    Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.
    Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
    I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
    I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob.
    Goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob g’goo.

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  • IZAAK
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    Slippery People- Talking Heads

    What about the time?
    You were rollin' over
    Fall on your face
    You must be having fun
    Walk lightly!
    Think of a time.
    You'd best believe
    This think is real

    Put away that gun
    This part is simple
    Try to recognize
    What is in you mind
    God help us!
    Help us loose our minds
    These slippery people
    help us understand

    what's the matter with him? He's alright!
    I see his face The lord won't mind
    Don't play no games He's alright
    Love from the bottom to the top
    Turn like a wheel He's alright
    See for yourself The lord won't mind
    We're gonna move Right now
    Turn like a wheel inside a wheel

    I remember when
    Sittin' in the tub
    Pulled out the plug
    The water was runnin' out
    Cool down
    Stop acting crazy
    They're gonna leave
    And we'll be on our own
    Seven times five
    They were living creatures
    Watch 'em come to life
    Right before your eyes
    Backsliding!
    How do you do?
    These slippery people
    Gonna see you through

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  • Jared
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    FAMOUS BLUE RAINCOAT LYRICS (Leonard Cohen)

    It’s four in the morning, the end of december
    I’m writing you now just to see if you’re better
    New york is cold, but I like where I’m living
    There’s music on clinton street all through the evening.

    I hear that you’re building your little house deep in the desert
    You’re living for nothing now, I hope you’re keeping some kind of record.

    Yes, and jane came by with a lock of your hair
    She said that you gave it to her
    That night that you planned to go clear
    Did you ever go clear?

    Ah, the last time we saw you you looked so much older
    Your famous blue raincoat was torn at the shoulder
    You’d been to the station to meet every train
    And you came home without lili marlene

    And you treated my woman to a flake of your life
    And when she came back she was nobody’s wife.

    Well I see you there with the rose in your teeth
    One more thin gypsy thief
    Well I see jane’s awake --

    She sends her regards.
    And what can I tell you my brother, my killer
    What can I possibly say?
    I guess that I miss you, I guess I forgive you
    I’m glad you stood in my way.

    If you ever come by here, for jane or for me
    Your enemy is sleeping, and his woman is free.

    Yes, and thanks, for the trouble you took from her eyes
    I thought it was there for good so I never tried.

    And jane came by with a lock of your hair
    She said that you gave it to her
    That night that you planned to go clear

    -- sincerely, l. cohen

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  • Jared
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    I love King's X, but the lyrics to this song are completely non sensical.


    Artist: Kings X
    Song: Dogman



    give me a dollar or give me 50 cents

    let me take it back if that ain't what I meant

    give me a coat or give me a bite

    give me a light bulb and make sure it's bright

    give me the moon or give me everywhere

    give me some powder to spray up in the air



    let me take my thoughts away to think about

    another day

    remembering the times I pray to help me deal with me

    to be the dogman


    give me some attention lend me your ear

    geve me what to do and get me out of here

    give me a book give me something to read

    give me a horse race and give me who's the lead


    let me take my thoughts away to think about

    another day

    remembering the times I pray to help me deal with me

    to be the dogman

    (bridge):
    all the sleeping never waking all the leaves in need

    of raking

    all the business undertaking all my bones and

    muscles aching

    thoughts and mind are surely flaking over

    luncheons hands are shaking

    surety of no mistaking cars and horns and glass

    is breaking


    give me a color make it black or white

    give me a newspaper tell me if it's right

    give me a nail or give me a bat

    give me a skinny or give me a fat


    let me take my thoughts away to think about

    another day

    remembering the times I pray to help me deal with me

    to be the dogman

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  • Jared
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    EFFERVESCING ELEPHANT (Barrett)

    An Effervescing Elephant
    with tiny eyes and great big trunk
    once whispered to the tiny ear
    the ear of one inferior
    that by next June he'd die, oh yeah!
    because the tiger would roam.
    The little one said: "Oh my goodness I must stay at home!
    and every time I hear a growl
    I'll know the tiger's on the prowl
    and I'll be really safe, you know
    the elephant he told me so."
    Everyone was nervy, oh yeah!
    and the message was spread
    to zebra, mongoose, and the dirty hippopotamus
    who wallowed in the mud and chewed
    his spicy hippo-plankton food
    and tended to ignore the word
    preferring to survey a herd
    of stupid water bison, oh yeah!
    And all the jungle took fright,
    and ran around for all the day and the night
    but all in vain, because, you see,
    the tiger came and said: "Who me?!
    You know, I wouldn't hurt not one of you.
    I'd much prefer something to chew
    and you're all to scant." oh yeah!
    He ate the Elephant

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  • Jared
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    Flaming (Barrett)

    Alone in the clouds all blue
    Lying on an eiderdown.
    Yippee! You can't see me
    But I can you.

    Lazing in the foggy dew
    Sitting on a unicorn.
    No fair, you can't hear me
    But I can you.

    Watching buttercups cup the light
    Sleeping on a dandelion.
    Too much, I won't touch you
    But then I might.

    Screaming through the starlit sky
    Travelling by telephone.
    Hey ho, here we go
    Ever so high.

    Alone in the clouds all blue
    Lying on an eiderdown.
    Yippee! You can't see me
    But I can you.

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  • Jared
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    Astronomy Domine (Barrett)

    Lime and limpid green, a second scene,
    A fight between the blue you once knew.
    Floating down, the sound resounds
    Around the icy waters underground
    Jupiter and Saturn Oberon Miranda
    And Titania Neptune Titan
    Stars can frighten...

    Blinding signs flap,
    Flicker, flicker, flicker
    Blam pow pow
    Stairway scare Dan dare who's there...
    Lime and limpid green
    The sounds around the icy waters under
    Lime and limpid green
    The sounds around the icy waters
    Underground.

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  • IZAAK
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    Ween- Spinal Meningitis

    Why they wanna see my spine mommy?
    Why they wanna see my spine?
    It's gonna hurt again mommy
    Much worse than last time
    Am I gonna see God, mommy?
    Am I gonna die?
    It really hurts mommy!
    Am I gonna die?

    Smile on mighty Jesus
    Spinal Meningitis got me down

    I'm feelin' greasy mommy
    Please don't let me die
    Stinky vaseline mommy!
    Please don't let me die
    Am I gonna see God, mommy?
    Am I gonna die?
    It really hurts mommy!
    Am I gonna die?

    Smile on mighty Jesus
    Spinal Meningitis got me down
    Smile on mighty Jesus
    Spinal Meningitis got me down

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  • IZAAK
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    Radiohead- Idioteque

    Who's in a bunker?
    Who's in a bunker?
    Women and children first
    And the children first
    And the children
    I'll laugh until my head comes off
    I'll swallow till I burst
    Until I burst
    Until I

    Who's in a bunker?
    Who's in a bunker?
    I have seen too much
    I haven't seen enough
    You haven't seen it
    I'll laugh until my head comes off
    Women and children first
    And children first
    And children

    Here I'm alllowed
    Everything all of the time
    Here I'm allowed
    Everything all of the time

    Ice age coming
    Ice age coming
    Let me hear both sides
    Let me hear both sides
    Let me hear both
    Ice age coming
    Ice age coming
    Throw it in the fire
    Throw it in the fire
    Throw it on the

    We're not scaremongering
    This is really happening
    Happening
    We're not scaremongering
    This is really happening
    Happening
    Mobiles squirking
    Mobiles chirping
    Take the money run
    Take the money run
    Take the money

    Here I'm allowed background (the first of the children x6)
    Everything all of the time
    Here I'm allowed
    Everything all of the time

    Here I'm allowed
    Everything all of the time
    Here I'm allowed
    Everything all of the time

    The First of the children
    The First of the children
    The First of the children

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  • IZAAK
    started a topic Strangest Lyrics

    Strangest Lyrics

    Yes I know this is very similar to BBJ's thread... but instead of your favorite lyrics... I want the strangest, most random, confusing etc... lyrics....
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