I had to bring this back up lol..... I love these.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.
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